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Subject: Thanks, guys. Episode Two inside.

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Lettuceleaf

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Date Posted: 15:48:23 10/05/07 Fri
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In reply to: Lettuceleaf 's message, "Jim the Gerbil Hath Returned." on 15:37:40 10/02/07 Tue

Episode II: Gonff�s Solo (R.E.S.P.E.C.T.)

**Meanwhile, yet another mouse is walking down yet another path. Only this one has a flute. And a jauntily-angled hat. Can�t forget the jauntily angled hat. Anyhow, this mouse�s name was Gonff. He was the Prince of Mousethieves. He could steal anything. He could steal a phone, a doorknob, he could steal�. OY! WHERE�S MY WALLET?!?**

Gonff: Heh. **Rummages through wallet.**

**Harrumph. Anyhow. Let�s watch and see what happens to Gonff, shall we?**

**Two weasels walk down the path towards Gonff (Gee, isn�t that an original idea).**

Weasel 1: Oy, mouse guy, where�r yew �eaded? Yew gotta pay tribute to Verdauga!

Gonff: Heh, um, no I don�t. I�ve got a jauntily-angled hat. ^^

Weasel 2: �E makes a fair point, Weasel 1�.

Weasel 1: Why does everyone call me �Weasel 1�? My name is Stan!

Gonff: Oh, his mistake, I�m sure. Anyhow, me an� my jauntily-angled hat will just be heading off now�.

Stan: **Grips Gonff�s shoulder.** Halt!

Gonff: **stops.** Oh� no you didn�t�. you didn�t just grab the shoulder of the man with the jauntily-angled hat, didja?

Stan: Uh� yes?

Gonff: I think I�m going to take a page out of Aretha Franklin�s book and teach you some�..

**Whirls around.**

Gonff: RESPECT! Just a little bit! Just a little bit! �Lil respect!

Weasel 2: Uh huh!

Stan: Uh� just a little bit?

Gonff: Yeah! What you want? What you got? Gimmee just a �lil bit of R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Weasels: Tell me what it means!

Gonff: Ho yeah! R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Take it, break it yeah!

Stan: **In back ground.** Jus� a little, Jus� a little, Jus� a little, Jus� a little, Jus� a little, Jus� a little, Jus� a little, Jus� a little�.

Gonff: Respect! Just a little bit! Uh-huh!

Weasel 2: R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Gonff: Yeah, go for it!

Weasel 2: tell me what it means to thee!

All three: RESPEEEEEEEEECT!

Gonff: Uh, huh, yeah! Duhn!

Weasels: Right�. Well�. That was fun. **Grab Gonff and drag him off to Kotir.**

Gonff: Wha? You can�t do this! Show me some respect! I have a jauntily-angled hat! NOOOOOOO!

Aretha Franklin: Jus� a little RESPECT!

WILL GONFF�S HAT CONTINUE TO BE JAUNTILY ANGLED IN FUTURE EPISODES?

WILL ANYONE CALL STAN BY HIS ACTUAL NAME?

SHOULD I GET SOMEONE TO BREAK OFF THE CAPS LOCK BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT?

FIND OUT IN�. EPISODE III!

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