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Date Posted: 07:44:29 10/06/07 Sat
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Lettuceleaf
's message, "Jim the Gerbil Hath Returned." on 15:37:40 10/02/07 Tue
Epsisode III: Tsarmina Greeneyes Attempts to Snap a Fish
**We now find out perilous mouse friend, Martin the Warrior, shoved roughly into the Royal Room of the Greeneyes family. Standing there is Tsarmina Greeneyes, her brother, Gingivere, and their ill father, verdauga, who is ailed by mad cow disease.**
Verdauga: MOOOOOO!
Martin: **Sideways glance.**
Gingivere: **Sideways glance.**
Tsarmina: I will not stand for this! I am Tsarmina Greeneyes! I am the ruler of all Mossflower! I will not be stopped by a father who thinks he is a cow!
Stoat 1: actually, Lord Greeneyes, cows sorta don’t exist in Redwall, so, umm….
Tsarmina: Silence, fool! Now, what have we here? Ah, a young mouse! Pay tribute to me!
Martin: Never!
Tsarmina: **Growls.** For that impundence I shall snap your weapon and send you to the dungeon!
Verdauga: MOOOOOO!
Tsarmina: **Sigh.** Stoat 2, get his weapon.
Stoat 2: **Pries a dried fish out of Martin’s hand.**
Tsarmina: a fish? Are you serious?
Martin: Got something against it, kitty cat?
Tsarmina: I—I’m not a kitty cat! I’m a full-grown wildcat! I’m the terror of Mossflower! I am NOT a kitty cat!
Gingivere: Someone’s insecure…..
Tsarmina: Ginger! Shut your trap!
Gingevere: **Whines.** Don’t call me that!
Tsarmina: Don’t call me kitty cat!
Gingevere: But it was the mousy what called you kitty cat, not me!
Verdauga: MOOOOOOOOOO!
Everyone: 0.0
Tsarmina: Ahem…. Anyhow, I shall destroy your dried fish! HAHAHA! **She snatches the dried fish, throws it on the ground, and stomps on it.** HEEHEEHEE!
Ratdeath:…… **Doesn’t break.**
Tsarmina: Argh! Break, you stupid fish! **Grabs a sword and slices at the fish.**
Ratdeath:…….
Tsarmina: **Rubs temples.** Why won’t it break?!? Why, WHY, WHYYY!?!?!
Martin: That there is a very peculiar dried fi—
**SNAP!**
Tsarmina: **Wields chainsaw.** heh.
Ratdeath: **Snapified.**
Martin: **Snivel.** Not fair! There are no chainsaws in Mossflower!
Tsarmina: There’s also no tapdancing.
Martin: Hmm…. True, that.
**The guards drag down to the dungeons.**
Martin: **Calling over his shoulder.** Someday I’ll slay you, Tsarmina Greeneyes! Someday when you don’t have your cronies to back you up! Then we’ll see who’ll cower! Yes, Tsarmina Greeneyes, we’ll see, I’ll look into your eyes when I slay you, I’ll---
Verdauga: MOOOOOOO!
Martin:-_-
WILL VERDAUGA BE CURED OF HIS MAD COW DISEASE?
WHERE IN THE WORLD DID TSARMINA GET A CHAINSAW?
WHY WAS GONFF’S JAUNTILY-ANGLED HAT NOT FEATURED?
Find out in… EPISODE IV!
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