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Subject: Episode IV inside.

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Lettuceleaf

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Date Posted: 08:00:37 10/07/07 Sun
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In reply to: Lettuceleaf 's message, "Jim the Gerbil Hath Returned." on 15:37:40 10/02/07 Tue

Episode IV: Audrey Goldbrush Tweaks the Time-Space Continuum�.. Again.

**When we last left Martin, he was being dragged off to the dungeons and being rudely interrupted by a warlord who thinks he�s a cow. Now, Martin sits in the dungeons as another mouse is shoved roughly in.**

Gonff: Oy! Watch who yer shoving, beastie!

Stan: Ah, put a sock innit, mouse. **walks away with Weasel 2.**

Martin: Hello, friend. What is your name?

Gonff: I�m Gonff. **Points to name-tag.** See?

Martin: Ah, I�m Martin. **Points to his own nametag, which says �artichoke�.** See?

Gonff: -_-

Martin: Anyhow, any ideas of how we�re going to get outta here?

Gonff: Well, I could have picked the lock easily before� before�.. when�.

Martin: What? When what?

Gonff: before **sniffle** my hat wasn�t jauntily angled!

Martin: Looks at hat.** Huh?

Gonff: Those evil vermin! They took my hat and put it on my so that it�s no longer jauntily-angled! Oh, boohoohoo! Without that hat I�m nothin�! NOTHING!!!

Martin: The cowardly weasels.

Gonff: Yeah�. I know. Who will save us?

Martin: Anyone, anyone at all! Help!

**Poof!**

Audrey Goldbrush: Hello, Marty-poo!

Martin: Oh, jeez. **Backs away.** When I said �anyone�, what I really meant was, �anyone EXCEPT Audrey�.

Audrey: But now we�re together�. Forever!

Martin: **Nervous giggle.** Tell ya what, Audrey. I�ll go on your honeymoon with you�. If you open that door.

Audrey: Anything for you Marty-poo! **LOVE-POWER!**

**Door swings open.**

**Martin and Gonff rush out.**

Audrey: Where are you going? We need to go on our honeymoon to Southsward!

Martin: Oh, yeah. About that. I lied. **Runs off with Gonff.**

WILL AUDREY EVER RECOVER FROM THIS STUNNING BLOW?
WILL GONFF�S HAT EVER BECOME JAUNTILY-ANGLED ONCE AGAIN?
WILL THAT PACKAGE OF CHEESE I ORDERED ON EBAY EVER ARRIVE?

FIND OUT IN�.. EPISODE V!

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Laughs. Is awesome! Pats Audrey on the shoulder. I like it! Though, Martin shouldn't have lied . . . (NT)	Mossyra	08:21:32 10/08/07 Mon