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Date Posted: 14:38:41 10/18/07 Thu
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Lettuceleaf
's message, "Jim the Gerbil Hath Returned." on 15:37:40 10/02/07 Tue
Episode VI: Hail, Hail, the CORIM gang’s all here!
**Martin, Gonff, and Audrey sail through the air, and, luckily, they are caught in a net held by the CORIM. Oh, sorry, you don’t know the CORIM yet. Well, you’ll soon find out!**
Martin: I… am…. Never…. Doing that again!
Gonff: Ah, that’ll prob’ly be your last adventure. It’s not like you’ll trek through half of Mossflower on some weird quest to find a Badger Lord, and then battle against the evil tyrants of this land in a spar to the death, or anything like that! ^^
Martin: yeah, really. Like I would ever do that.
Gonff: Anyhow, these guys…. **Gestures at creatures with net.** are the Choral Omnipotent Reindeer Intruding Manically, or the CORIM. They are a rebel group trying to defeat Tsarmina and her vermin horde.
Martin: What does that have to do with choral omnipotent reindeer?
Gonff: Nothing at all. ^^ But those are funny words.
Martin: I see. Fair enough.
Gonff: Anyhow, this is our leader, Bella of Brockhall.
Bella: **Guttural roar.**
Gonff: we’re trying to get her to stop doing that. And, erm, that’s our other leader, Jim the Gerbil. He’s kinda weird. He insists that he comes from the future, where a gigantic sandstone fortress has been erected in the place of Kotir and some mouse named Matthias is on a quest to get a dried fish from a big wizard.
Jim: LIZARD, LIZARD! Not wizard….
Gonff: Yeah, anyway, kinda weird. So… that’s the Stickles family…. That’s Lady Amber…… that’s Skipper…… that’s Foremole HONK…….
Foremole HONK: HONK.
Gonff: Yeah, he does that a lot…… that’s Abbess Germ-aide….. she’s a neat freak……
Germ-aide: GERMS! ARGH! **Scrubs at the ground.** Must… destroy…. Germs!
Gonff: That bird over there is Chibb…… that’s—
Chibb: **COUGH!**
Gonff: Dude…… get a cough drop. Anyways, that’s Columbine. **Dreamy look.**
Martin: And who’s that?
Gonff: **Dreamy look.**
Martin:………
Bella: **Guttural roar.** RARGH!
Gonff: Yagh! Oh, right, that’s Urthclaw…. That’s…. actually, I don’t know who that is…..
Mrs. Mousethief: I’m yer mother! Now don’t give me tha’ look, young man! Jail?!? JAIL!?! I want an explanation, and I want one now! Go to your room, and I wouldn’t mind if you cleaned it, too! Have you even seen that pigsty lately? How do you managew to swim your way to your bed?!?
Gonff: Ma….. I thought you were dead…… captured by Tsarmina…..
Mrs. Mousethief: Oho, so it’s EXCUSES now, is it? Well, if you want3 it that WAY, YOU ARE grounded, LITTLE MISTER, GRROUNDED!
Gonff: But…. I got a new friend!
Mrs. Mousethief: Your friend can play with Foremole HONK!
Foremole HONK: HONK.
Martin: Err…… hi.
Mrs. Mousethief: **Drags Gonff away.**
Martin: So……. Anyone like cheese?
**Awkward silence.**
Martin: Heh.
WILL GONFF’S ROOM EVER BE CLEAN?
WILL MARTIN ACTUALLY HANG OUT WITH FOREMOLE HONK?
**TUG.** PLEASE< SOMEONE GET MY FINGER OFF OF THIS BUTTON!
I HAVEN’T EATEN IN THREE DAYS!!!
SOMEONE?
ANYONE?
…….
OH DANG.
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