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Date Posted: 16:12:48 10/22/07 Mon
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Lettuceleaf
's message, "Jim the Gerbil Hath Returned." on 15:37:40 10/02/07 Tue
Episode VII: Riddle and some Toast
Martin: Well…… is there anyone here NOT CRAZY that can show me where your secret rebel base is?
Bella: **Guttural roar.**
Foremole HONK: HONK.
Chibb: **COUGH!**
Columbine: **Dreams of Gonff.**
Mrs. Mousethief: I said CLEAN YOUR ROOM< MISTER!
Gonff: But ma……
Mrs. Mousethief: DO IT!
Abbess germ-Aide: GERMS! Must… kill the germs! **scrubs furiously.**
Martin:-_- Hopeless
Jim: Er, I’m not completely insane. In fact, I’m actually only 78.9% insane. That’s what my psychiatrist says. ^^ Anyhow, this is our secret hideout. **points at tree.**
Martin:……that’s a tree.
Jim: Yup.
Martin:……. You all live in that tree?
Jim: Oh, no no no. We live under that tree!
Martin: How… exactly d’you get under it?
**POOF!**
Martin: **Now in a large cluttered room.** Oh. Should’ve guessed. You never run out of uses for the **POOF!** do you, Lettuceleaf?
Lettuceleaf: Not really.
Martin: Oh. So, anyhow, what now?
Jim: We have a riddle for you to solve.
Martin: Yippee! Can I have some toast, too?
Jim:….. >.> sure. **Grabs toast.**
Martin: **Munches toast.** So, where this riddle?
Jim: Right here! **Pulls out a piece of parchment from nowhere.** It reads:
Yo yo yo, homiez,
Iz me, B to r to the ocktree!
Rockin’ to fo shizzle an’ what what?
So homiez, you gotta go to Slamma-whamma-gum!
Also known-ified as Salamandastron!
All my homiez an’ da badga Lords get dem grooves up dere.
So if you wanna rap da beat to da mountain of fire,
Here’s what ya gotta do, what, WHAT!
Go past the s to the wamp
And, like, mess wid it in da cave of my homie dogz
Da bats, dey in dere,
Den you go on the beach, man!
Slamma-wamma-gum dere, what, what!
Peace out, homiez!
Martin: Riii-iiiight……
Jim: Very confuzzling. So, anyhow, we just figure it means that you and Gonff, along with a random mole not yet introduced, should travel to Salamandastron to get Bella’s dad, and he will free the land of Tsarmina!
Martin: Cool. **Munches toast.** Do you have any jam?
Jim: Stay on the subject.
Martin: Or else what?
Jim: **Waves lightsaber.**
Martin: O.O Right. Stayin’ on subject. So, let’s get Gonff and this random guy. What’s his name.
Jim: Dinny.
Dinny: **POOF!** Hurr huur, Oi bees a gurt ole moiler an’ Oi doan’t a-bee knoawin’ wha Oi bees doin’ pa-hoofin’ all about, zurrs. A hurrhurrhurr!
Martin: ……..Do you like cheese?
Dinny: Ahurrhurr, Oi gurtainly does, ahurr zurr. Oi bees a hurt hurr zurr cheese lahuvvers, yezzur Oi beez!
Martin: I can’t understand a word he’s saying.
Jim: Yeah. We’ve found that to be a problem. He needs decaf coffee before he can say anything.
Martin: Caugh-fee? Is that a kind of cheese
Jim: -_- Never mind.
Gonff: **Emerges.** **Pant, pant.** Room… so messy…. Never clean it!
Martin: Well, you’re in luck, Gonff. You get to go n a quest.
Gonff: But I don’t wanna go on a que—
Martin: You don’t have to clean your room if you do.
Gonff: TAKE ME WITH YOU! PLEASE!
Martin: O.0 Chillax.
Jim: **Coughs.** Anyhow, all of the Brockhallians have a gift for you. **Brings out gifts.** This is from the Abbess. It’s hand sanitizer.
Abbess germ-Aide: GERMS! Must destroy them… but so many… no… GERMS!
Jim: This is a Guttural roar in a bottle… from Bella.
Bella: **Guttural roar.**
Jim:….Yeah. Well. This is a goose from the Foremole.
Martin: What good will a goose do for us?
Goose: HONK.
Gonff: Awesome. I call dibs on the goose.
Jim: This is a ration pack for each of you… from Lady Amber…. And your final gift, from me…. **Pokes Gonff’s hat.**
Gonff’s hat: **Tilts slightly.**
Gonff: It’s…. jauntily angled again. ^^ YAY!
Jim: Now…. Besides that, I have nothing to give you besides a friend’s blessing…. And a free T-shirt.
Martin: **Takes T-shirt.** Cool.
Jim: And Martin, you’d best take along the hilt of your dried fish.
Martin: Why?
Jim: **Shifty eyes.** Oh, no reason……. So, I wish you good luck on your quest! Goodbye!
**And so, our three heroes, one who no one can understand, one with a jauntily-angled hat, and one with the bottom half of a fish, march off for no apparent reason…. To find Salamataswan…. I mean, Sicklewhatittom… that is, Ladadadeewhom…. Oh forget it, that mountain place……. And rescue Mossflower! **Dramatic music.**
JOIN IN NEXT TIME FOR…… EPISODE VIII!
Yo… I didn’t ask three questions… what up wid that?
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