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Date Posted: 18:40:14 11/23/07 Fri
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Lettuceleaf
's message, "Jim the Gerbil Hath Returned." on 15:37:40 10/02/07 Tue
Episode IX: In Which Tsarmina and Gingevere Really Don’t Do all that Much
**Tsarmina Greeneyes and Gingivere sit beside their father’s bedside, weeping. At least, Gingy is.**
Gingivere: Don’t CALL me that!
**Sorry….. anyways…..**
Gingevere: **Weeps.** Father… oh, father……
Verdauga: **Coughs.** Oh, Gingivere……
**And with that, Verdauga dies.**
Gingivere: Oh, father! **Weeps.**
Stan: He’s not quite dead yet!
**Erm….. well…. With that, Verdauga almost dies….**
Stan: Actually, he’s quite alright! I think he’ll make it through!
Tsarmina: **stabs Verdauga.** Whoops, my hand slipped. Oh boo hoo, he’s dead….
**And with THAT, Verdauga actually dies.**
Lettuceleaf: Humm…. Maybe I should make up my own punch lines instead of copying off of Ponty Python…. Nah.
Tsarmina: Er, er, Gingivere killed him! **Puts knife in Gingivere’s hand.**
Green-Eye Horde: Get ‘im! RARRRRR!
**Gingivere is carried outside by a mob of angry vermin.**
Tsarmina: **massages temples.** Well, now that that’s over with, I really have a headache.
Stan: Here y’go. **Hands her a red pill.**
Tsarmina: What is this?
Stan: Sudifed. Aisle Five. Oh, and here’s a glass of water to wash it down.
Tsarmina: WATER! ARGH! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! GET MY FLOATIES! ARGH! WATER!
**Puffs up water wings and puts them on.**
Tsarmina: Whew. That’s better. Now, get out of my sight!
**POOF!**
Tsarmina: That really comes in handy, doesn’t it?
Lettuceleaf: Yeah. Jus’ never gets old, eh?
WILL THE NEXT PARODY ACTUALLY HAVE A PLOT?
CAN YOU REALLY SAVE MONEY BY SWITCHING TO GIECO?
COULD A SQUARE PRETEND TO BE A CUBE?
FIND OUT IN: EPISODE X!
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