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Date Posted: 16:55:18 02/13/08 Wed
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Riverra and Vrie
's message, "Family Reunion (parody)" on 16:54:16 02/13/08 Wed
Somewhere... (Over the rainbow--sorry)
Tsarmina, Gingivere meet
Gingivere: Tsarmina! I thought you were dead! Martin killed you!
Tsarmina: so the records say, but Redwallers like to spice things up a little.
Gingivere: So, who actually won the battle?
Tsarmina: there wasn't one. I swam out of Kotir and ran for my life.
*Enter Verdauga GreenEyes*
Tsarmina: Father! I know I killed you.
Verdauga: of course you did, sweetie! But your brother collected all seven dragonballs and wished me back!
Tsarmina: @!#&# Dragonballs.
Gingivere: *sticks tongue out* you're just jealous 'cuz I'm his favorite.
Will epic warfare ensue? Will Tsarmina get a spanking for swearing? And where did Dragonball Z come from?
The world may never know unless I get another semi-creative burst.
*Tsarmina lunges for Gingivere*
Tsamina: I imprisoned you once, I'll do it again you little squirt!
Verdauga: Little Mina! Not in front of Uncle... Ungatt? You definitely died. I know it.
*Verdauga looks confused. Tsarmina rolls her eyes and gets very teenager-ish*
Tsarmina: Da-ad! You promised never to call me Little Mina in public! I'm sooo embarrassed. *Sulks*
Gingivere: That's why Dad likes me better. I'm mature. Daddy, can I have a pony? Pleeeze?
Verdauga: Not now, son! I'm talking with your uncle!
Gingivere: Waaah! Me want a pony! Waaah!
Tsarmina: yeah. Real mature.
Ungatt: That's 'really' mature, not 'real'. You see, 'really' is an adverb in this sentence...
Tsarmina: *paws on hips* What are you, my English teacher?
Ungatt: Actually, yes. After I got killed, I became an English teacher for the dead. I discovered that by rules of phonics, two T's and two N's aren't necessary in my name, and I have officially changed it to Ungat Trun.
Tsarmina: Uh huh. That’s very interesting.
*Enter Goku*
Goku: *takes dragonballs* I think these are mine.
*Flies away*
Verdauga: That was random.
Tsarmina: He's HOT!!!
Gingivere: Daddy, Mina swore! She’s not aposed ta do that!
Verdauga: Right. Tsarmina, bad girl. No TV for a week.
Tsarmina: Not now, Dad! I've got to find a way to fly after my dream man!
Gingivere: Don't you watch cartoons? He's married and has two kids!
Tsarmina: Then I have to kill his wife.
*Runs to find an eagle to take her to Goku*
Verdauga: So Ungat, how did you come back from the dead?
Ungat: Sorcerer's (philosopher's) Stone. Some old man with a beard and pointy hat gave it to me. Worked like a charm! I'm selling it for big bucks on ebay.
Will Chichi survive Tsarmina? How much will Ungat get for the Stone? Will Gingivere get his pony? I dunno. Maybe I'll make up answers later.
*In Japan*
ChiChi: Hmm… Should I buy whole milk or skim... AAAAHHH!!!
*Is attacked by Tsarmina*
ChiChi: HELP! HELP!
Goku: Hey, you were with the cat that stole my dragonballs!
*Starts his Kamehameha blast*
*Tsarmina dives for ChiChi*
*ChiChi hits her with an energy blast, sending her back to Mossflower*
Tsarmina: *falls out of the sky* OOF!!!
Gingivere: Heehee! Look, Daddy! Mina falled down!
Verdauga: I told you, Son! I'm talking with your uncle! So where were we? Right, Ebay.
Ungat Trun: (beep) Oh, it sounds like I have a hit already! *Pulls out his laptop* $5,000,000! SOLD!!!
Verdauga: Whoa, that's a lot of moolah!
Gingivere: Will you buy me a pony?
Ungat Trun: Just one? I'll buy you 10 ponies and a carriage to go with it! And I'll still be rich! Hahahahahaha!!!
Gingivere: Yay!!! Ponies!
Tsarmina: Stupid brat. He gets everything he wants. !@#%#&
Gingivere: Daddy, Mina's swearing again!
Verdauga: Right. Tsarmina Allison Greeneyes, you know better! You are grounded! No TV, boys, or evil schemes for 2 months!
Tsarmina: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hyperventilates and faints*
Ungat: Her middle name is Allison?
Verdauga: Yup! She’s named after her great grandmother’s second cousin’s uncle-in-law’s nephew twice-removed’s girlfriend’s friend’s brother’s niece’s best friend.
Ungat: Oh. Wow, how do you remember all that?
Verdauga: I don’t. I make it up every time.
Ungat: Well, whaddya know.
Verdauga: Psst, Bro! Now you're rich, is there any chance of, say, a nice little Caribbean cruise for me?
Ungat: No problem! Anything you want; I'm filthy rich!
*One week later*
*In Ungat's gold mansion on the beach*
Government: Mr. Trun, you are in deep debt. You somehow managed to lose 5 million bucks in 7 days. We'll be commandeering your house and property to recompense.
Ungat: Commandeering?
Govt.: Yeah, it sounds cooler.
Govt. 2: It sounds very Jack Sparrow-ish. Do you like it?
Ungat: Yeah! I love that movie. I own it; do you want to watch it?
Govt.: Sure!
Govt. 2: I'll make popcorn!
Ungat: I'll call my brother and his kids!
*In Japan*
Goku: Hey guys, I just had a random idea. Lets go to a parallel universe and watch Pirates of the Caribbean!
Goten, Gohan, ChiChi: Yay!
*In Port Royal*
Will: Hey Elizabeth and Jack, lets go to a parallel world and watch ourselves!
Elizabeth, Jack: Let's go!
*In Ungat's mansion*
Govt. 2: Popcorn's ready!
*Doorbell*
Greeneye family: We're here!
Ungat: Great! We're all in the living room.
*Doorbell*
Dragonball Z and POTC guys: Can we watch?
Ungat: Sure!
Govt. 2: I'll make more popcorn!
Will Ungat have to lose his mansion? How will Verdauga's cruise go? Will there be enough popcorn? Find out next time I feel inspired!
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