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Subject: Epppisode 1!!!


Author:
lissi
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Date Posted: 18:21:48 03/16/08 Sun
Author Host/IP: 70-11-2-232.area7.spcsdns.net/70.11.2.232
In reply to: lissi 's message, "Redwall game show" on 16:04:13 03/16/08 Sun

The Moldy Grape: Hello! I am your host, the Moldy Grape!! Welcome to the Redwall Gameshow!! Where you answer questions from redwall! Here are the contestants! Martin, Triss, and unknown-person-who-calls-himself-Leo! Come on up here!

Various Food Items In Audience: WHOOOO-HOOOOO!!!!!!

Martin: Wait... Redwall questions? LISSI!!!

Lissi: heh

unknown-person-who-calls-himself-Leo: **burp**

Triss: Get up here.

Other people: OK.

Moldy Grape: If you are quite ready, we shall begin. The rules are simple. Opera-sing the answers. Get one wrong and you're out.

Martin: **raises hand** What do we get if we win?

Moldy grape: **Ignores question**

Triss: What if we can't sing opera?

Moldy Grape: **takes aspirin**

unknown-person-who-calls-himself-Leo: **BURP!!**

unknown-person-who-calls-himself-Leo's Mom: Stop burping!

Moldy Grape: Triss, what is the name of the Tsarmina Resistance?

Triss: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

Moldy Grape: 10 seconds....

Triss: **smacks forehead** COR-IIIIIIM!!!

Apples In Audience: YAY!!!!!!

Moldy Grape: correct. Martin, is the word Ummm listed in the dictionary??

Martin: huh? What does that have to do with Redwall?

Moldy Grape: **opens ginormous book** It says right here, page 8657658, paragraph 67, subsection 49, that MOLDY GRAPE HAS THE PERMISSION TO GIVE ANY QUESTION. now, 10 seconds.

Martin: -_- Ooook...... I would haaave to saaaay.... Nooooooo!!

Cream Cheese In Audience: BOOOOOOO!!!!

Moldy Grape: WRONG. **calls evil sporks**

Evil Sporks: Muahahahaha...

Moldy Grape: Toilet Paper him!!!

Martin: **whiny** Lissi!!!!!!!!!

Lissi: Muahahaha.

Martin: Aughhhhhhhhh!!

**sporks pull Martin away**

Moldy Grape: Ok, unknown-person-who-calls-himself-Leo, here's yours-

unknown-person-who-calls-himself-Leo: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Moldy Grape: NO FARTING!! YOU ARE DISQALIFICATED!!!! SPORKS!!

**Sporks come**

Moldy Grape: Triss WINS!!

Triss: Yay! So what do I win? It said on the application a free trip to anywhere!

Moldy Grape: Wellllllllllllllll..........

WILL TRISS GET HER TRIP???
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THE CREAM CHEESE DOING OUTSIDE MY FRIDGE???
HOW DO THE SPORKS HOLD THE TOILET PAPER???

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I have filled teh form! (inside)Neisu06:28:34 03/17/08 Mon


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