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Date Posted: 10:47:48 03/25/08 Tue
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In reply to:
lissi
's message, "Redwall game show" on 16:04:13 03/16/08 Sun
**Dramatic Music***
Lissi: When last we left off, Triss, the winner, was badgering-
Big Angry Badger: GRRRRRRRR
Lissi: Ahhh!! Get back in your book!! **shoves badger back in book** As I was saying, Triss, the winner, was **shify glance towards book** annoying Moldy Grape for her rightful prize. Meanwhile...
**Nothing happens**
Lissi: Ahem. **louder** MEANWHILE...
**still nothing happens**
Lissi: GET IN HERE!!!!
Moldy Grape: Hello, welcome to the Redwall Gameshow!!! Where you answer questions about redwall!!
Lissi: THANK you! **goes to eat 3 musketeers bars**
Moldy Grape: Here are our contestants, Riverstream, Streamflyer, and Neisu!!
**They come in**
Moldy Grape: The rules are simple. Follow them.
Neisu: What are the rules?
Moldy Grape: **ignores question**
Martin: **covered in toilet paper in the back of the room** Er, actually the rules are opera-sing the answers, and if you get one wrong you lose. And the sporks come get you.
Neisu: oh.
Moldy Grape: Let us begin!!
**Tarzan yell from somewhere in the rafters**
**Triss comes swinging down on a rope**
Triss: Gimme my prize!!
Moldy Grape: **Ignores Triss** Now, Riverstream, in which famous book is the name Matthias found?
Riverstream: Huh?
Moldy grape and apples in audience: 10 SECONDS!!!
Riverstream: The-
Triss: **poking moldy grape** PRIZE PLEASE!!!
Moldy Grape: **squirts grape juice at triss**
Riverstream: The Mouse And the Motorcycle, by Beverly Cleary!
Moldy Grape: WRONG. And you didn’t opera sing. SPORKS!!!
**Sporks come**
Moldy Grape: GET HER!!
**Sporks get Riverstream**
Moldy Grape: Get this nutty squirrel off of me too!
**Sporks grab Triss, who was currently trying to inject cheese into moldy grape’s head**
Streamflyer: Hee-hee-hee. Bye bye, Riv!
Moldy Grape: Mr. Streamflyer, you’re next. Same question.
Streamflyer: Huh?
Moldy grape and cheese in audience: 10 SECONDS!!!
Streamflyer: The-
Streamflyer: The-
Streamflyer: The-
Streamflyer: The-
Streamflyer: The-
Streamflyer: The-
Streamflyer: The-
Streamflyer: The-
Streamflyer: The-
Streamflyer: The-
Streamflyer: The-
Moldy Grape: Outta time. Sporks!
**Sporks come**
Streamflyer: NOOOOOOO **he yells as he is being dragged off**
Moldy grape: Neisu, same question.
Neisu: Huh? Yes, I know, 10 seconds.
**The oranges in the audience close their mouths, disappointed**
Neisu: **falls into brief coma**
Moldy grape: You are Out Of Time!! SPORKS
**Neisu gets up and whips out a batch of cookies**
Sporks: Ooooohhhh, cookies!!
Spork 1: What kind?
Spork 2: We shall tell you how we hold the toilet paper if you give us chocolate chip!!!!!!
Neisu: **looks at the peanut butter cookies she is holding** Uh-oh. You guys like peanut butter right?
Sporks: EWWWWWW!!!!!
**sporks grab her anyway**
VIOLATING ALL RULES OF PARODYNESS, I SHALL NOT ASK 3 QUESTIONS!
(DUH DUH DUHN)
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