| Subject: Episode 2! I crank these things out like hot cakes. |
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Date Posted: 12:17:59 07/16/08 Wed
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Lettuceleaf
's message, "New Parody Series!" on 07:19:48 07/16/08 Wed
Episode 2: Prepare… For the Future!
*When we last left our her—protag—main chara—frien—people… you get the picture. When we last left them, they had discovered that their favorite burger joint, Burger Abbot, had been mysteriously replaced by a gigantic neon Timeburger. This Timeburger’s drive-thru allowed Lett, Kor, and Jim travel through space and time, with the aid of Braceface. Now, let’s see what adventures await the threesome!*
Lettuceleaf: That opening was more filled with clichés than a Christopher Paolini novel, you idiot.
**Eh… sorry about that. Unavoidable.**
Lettuceleaf: Oh, give me that keyboard!
**Grabs**
**You know what happened because you read the last parody, so shut up and get reading!**
Lettuceleaf: That’s more like it. Anywho…
**BACK TO THE STORY-ETH!**
Braceface: Yup. You guys, like, get the privelage to—
Korral: You spelled that wrong.
Braceface: I’m in high school. You expect me to be able to spell three-syllable words?
Korral: I’m a Dibbun. I can spell eight-syllable words. In fact, I often /text/ eight-syllable words to Lettuceleaf.
Braceface: Yeah… but you’re an alt.
Korral: Touché.
Jim: AS YOU WERE SAYING…
Braceface: Oh. Right. You guys are special because you can go to any place, time, or dimension ever. Future, past, Redwall, Earth, whatever you want. Just as long as it isn’t too dark.
Korral: Why?
Braceface: I’m scared of the dark. Thus, neon.
Lettuceleaf:…
Korral:…
Braceface: Uh….
Jim: So we goin’ or not, guys? Whoo! Time-travel!
Braceface: Oh. Right. Psssh, yup. **Pushes button.**
**In a sudden enveloping whoosh, the entire world seemed to swoop upwards and outwards. It was a grand rush of colors and confusion, nothing recognizable except for Braceface’s eyebrows. They were long and straight, almost perfect. The former fast-food joint was now like a time-travelling train. A big train, probably red, with somewhere from 300 to 400 passengers and with 1/3rd of the employees being woman, and the rest probably men. It would probably have used up a large amount of coal every day…**
Lettuceleaf: Oh, come on! This parody has more descriptions than a Paolini novel! Gimmee that keyboard again!
**Blah blah blah, whoosh, whirlwind, fast, neon, kaboom, now we’re at the Abbey, the end.**
Korral: Amazing! We’re at Redwall Abbey! The entire Timeburger building has transported to Redwall… and imbedded into the pond.
Father abbot: **Runs out.** Omigosh! The Pond! It’s completely destroyed! Young Dwuggum the mole was going off the diving board! He’s probably dead!
Dwuggum: Not really. But it is rather cramped in here.
Father abbot: CRAMPED! Cramped, did you here that! What monstrous thing has destroyed out precious pond! I must fetch Ma Mellus to lift it back up! **Runs away.**
Jim: I wonder if Dwuggum will ever come back into the parody. He has some potential to be a very funny character.
Lettuceleaf: Probably not. This parody has about as much character development as a Paolini novel.
Braceface: Now, go and like, pack your things, dudes, and then you can travel through Mossflower’s history!
Threesome: Alright!
Jim: 0.0 That was cheesy. **Runs up to his room.**
Lett and Kor: **Follow**
**Korral packed a map of Mossflower, a book on the history of Mossflower, sunscreen, an umbrella, spare clothes, a compass, rations, a flashlight, a toolbox, a Sampetran Army knife, sunglasses, cell phone, and camera.**
**Jim packed his trusty water wings, a bag of arts and krafts materials, hot pink string, satellite dish, a cardboard cutout of himself, three reams of paper with a watermark of a hippo on it, three sticks of cotton candy, an organ, and his extra SmartCar.**
**Lettuceleaf packed ‘Styx: The Gold Collection’, ‘Come Sail Away: The Styx Anthology’, an iPod containing his Styx library, ‘Styx Greatest Hits’, five burned CDs with his favorite Styx songs, a poster of ‘Styx’, a commemorative Styx mug, a booklet of Styx sticker sheets, Dennis DeYoung of Styx’s autograph (along with Mickey Mouse and the Canadian Prime Minister), the book ‘All About Styx’, photographs taken at a Styx concert, and shaving cream and a Sharpie. Just in case Korral fell asleep before he did.**
Lettuceleaf: I have made it my mission to introduce the greatest band in any dimension to the rest of time, so that they, too, may revel in its glory. Oh, that sounded cool.
And so, with our threesome of main characters packed and ready to go, they proceed to the former Pond of Redwall Abbey, ready to travel through time!!!
If you would like to feature in the parody's next episode or in another future episode, reply with the following information:
Name:
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where you would time/space travel to:
Which of the three main characters is your favorite:
What's better: SmartCars or Segways?
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