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Date Posted: 17:34:05 07/19/08 Sat
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Lettuceleaf
's message, "New Parody Series!" on 07:19:48 07/16/08 Wed
Episode 3
**When we last left our valiant heroes…**
Lettuceleaf: Ahem… what have I told you about clichés?
**Oh. Right. Sorry. Eh… So, Lett Kor, and Jim packed their stuff, and now they’re outside with Braceface preparing to Time Travel.**
Lettuceleaf: Much better. Now, make like Christopher Paolini and attempt to improve your horrible writing skills.
(Author’s Note: Yes, Samkin, I will continue bashing CP throughout the series, so get used to it. XD)
**Now where were we? Ah yes…**
Braceface: Like, excellent, dudes. Totally great job, and stuff. Now, get in the car, put your stuff in the trunk, and tie the organ to the roof. Wait…. Why do you, like, need an organ in the first place.
Jim: Dramatic background music during the final confrontation between us and the not-yet-introduced villain.
Lettuceleaf: Geez, Jim. That sentence had more foreshadowing than a Paolini novel.
Jim: ^^ Thank you.
Braceface: Uh… anyhow… TO THE FUTURE!
**POOF!**
Braceface: And, like, that’s the sound it’s going to make when it time travels from now on.
Korral: Why?
Braceface: ‘cuz Lettuceleaf wants to pay homage to his other parodies. And he’s lazy.
Korral:…
Jim:…
Lettuceleaf: WHAT?!?
Braceface: Anyhow… here we are, in the future!
LKJ: whoa….
**Futuristic music.**
Announcer: That’s right. Genuine, authentic 100% future. Notavailableatmostretailstoresvisitwebsitefordetails. Offervaliduntilepisode6.
Korral: Right…
**In the future of Redwall (specifically, 3000 AD Redwall time) all furry creatures are now metallic and shiny. (Ooh, shiny. 0.0). Packed with internal features like a Swiss army knife, these Bots come complete with electrical outlets, music, photo storage, Internet access, and tons of glistening, overpriced extra features. The important features are actually very poorly designed, though. The’re like PSPs, only more cute and cuddly.**
Lettuceleaf: ^^
Braceface: Timeburger is currently located in the old ditch by Redwall Abbey. If you need me, I’ll be here.
Korral: I’ll remember that.
Lettuceleaf: Wonder if Redwall has corn dogs in the future.
Jim: Only one way to find out!
**Soon, the threesome are at Redwall’s kitchen, now a public restaurant, sitting on a bench next to a shrewbot, otterbot, and squirrelbot. The shrewbot seems to be endlessly twitching and muttering to himself, the otterbot is friendly enough, but the squirrelbot… likes Christopher Paolini. I know, tragic.**
Shrewbot: Yo. I’m Sharmbot.
Otter: I’m Riverstreambot, but you can just call me Rivbot.
Squirrelbot: I’m Sambot.
Lettuceleaf: That sounds a lot like Samwise from LotR.
Korral: Yeah, but what kind of person would steal so blatantly from such a great novel? Besides Christopher Paolini, of course…
Waiter: Hello, I’m Yturibot, and I’ll be taking your order today.
Lettuceleaf: I’ll have one of everything.
Jim: >>
Lettuceleaf: I’m a hungry guy.
Korral: I’ll have some mint tea.
**Loud gasp.**
Yturibot: Are you insane?
Sharmbot: *Twitch.* Dude…
Sambot: Are you an idiot? Mint tea leaves have disappeared off the face of Mossflower for centuries!
Rivbot: It’s the greatest tragedy in ages!
Korral: Oh dear…
Lettuceleaf: Ouch…
Jim: So… you got /diet/ mint tea? *Hopeful*
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