Episode 9, in which the mice come to, and the plot gets messed up! -- The Laughin' Place

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Subject: Episode 9, in which the mice come to, and the plot gets messed up!

Author:
Tysharm Inoar

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Date Posted: 07:24:38 07/23/08 Wed
Author Host/IP: 24-231-249-101.dhcp.aldl.mi.charter.com/24.231.249.101
In reply to: Tysharm Inoar 's message, "Reposting The ORIGINAL Mossflower Parodies" on 16:58:42 03/25/08 Tue

*Kotir has seen a strange sight. Or at least she would, if Kotir was actually the vixen, and creator of the famed sleeping potion of epic proportions, founded in 87 ALB (After Lord Brocktree), they...*

Bella: BE QUIET AND GET TO THE POINT!

Tysharm: Very WELL! Therewasaloadofthesegreendressedmicewholookedreallylame, plusthefactthattheywerealwaysrunningintotrouble, theweirdlittlemice/vole/shrew/water/rat/tree/treerat/doodadswereincreasinglyannoying,theyinfactfounditfunnyto,
wanderintoadangerousplacewithnoweaponry,theywereinfactthe,
loamhedgemice,thesquirrelladygets'emtobrockhall.

Bella:...What?

Tysharm: Look behind you!

*Bella turns around, sighting a gaggle of mice dressed in green robes, an old one steps forward.*

Old One: What up Bella, my dog? What's the haps round the hall of the brock?

Bella: Oh! Ol' Abbess Germaine, only you could talk like a gangster and look like a grandma! How'd you end up here?

Germaine: Yo peeps, Loamhedge was 'tacked by some jerk called "duh-seeze". Them mouses over there, they start making up some junk 'bout a sickness, and pretty soon, half of theys is dead. Clean off.

Bella: *Bonks Germaine in the head* But you never talk like it that long!

Germaine: *Voice changed to that of a grandma.* Oh Bella dearie, sorry. Well, with the disease wiping out all the mice, we had no choice but to come here.

Bella: A tree?

Germaine: Yes...a tree. My mice here eat wood!

Bella: But there's only one beave...

Germaine: I mean they gnaw on bark for both fiber, nutrition, and when they're lucky, a tree rat!

Brother Sedgewick the IX: *Gnaw* I found one!

*All of the Loamhedge mice flock to Brother Sedgewick the IX, who has found the Queen of Squirrels hiding in a hole.*

Queen: Can't a queen sleep in peace? Yah! *The queen squirrel leaps out and karate chops Brother Sedgewick the IX, and everyone else that comes to paw.

Bella: Why? WHY ME?

MEANWHILE NEAR AN EEL PIT...

Gonff: Whoa...How'd we get here?

Martin: How'd your MOM GET HERE? WOO!

Dinny: Boi, 'owd arry, moi momsers only cormes arn TORSDAYS!

*All three of them fall into the pit.*

Tysharm: That'll teach them to mess with my script...I mess with the original story!

*Gasps from onlookers.*

There...there'll be another next week...

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