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Date Posted: 14:30:26 08/11/08 Mon
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In reply to:
Stoakly
's message, "Audders and Stoakers" on 14:06:21 08/11/08 Mon
Radio: Bye, bye, Miss American Pie! Drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry!
Audders: Holy candy, are you crying?!
Stoakers: No! It's just ... a moving song. Just keep your eyes on the road. (Wipes away tears.)
Audders: Alright, Dr. Candy's HQ is up here and to the right. I think. Did Crystal say right? Can't understand her sometimes with the blasting emo music playing.
Stoakers: She said left, I think. Yeah, just take a left.
Audders: I think right. Why shouldn't we go right?
Stoakers: You're a woman.
Audders: (Car screeches to a stop) Get out.
Stoakers: What?
Audders: Get out, you heard me. I'm going to stop at Tysharm's Gadget Palace real fast and get some more weapons. In the mean time, you're gonna stand there and wait for me to return.
Stoakers: I th-thought ... we were ...
Audders: (burst out laughing) Bwaahahahahaha! Gotcha! My goodness you're gullible. You were wellin' up in tears, too.
Stoakers: Just drive.
(The car pulls into Gadget Shrewpot, a.k.a Tysharm's Gadget Palace.)
Audders: So, what do we know about this Tysharm guy?
Stoakers: He's on our side, but look out. He's RQLOTRD.
Audders: RQLOTRD?
Stoakers: Randomly Quoting Lord of The Rings Disorder.
Audders: What does that mean?
Stoakers: You'll see. (They get out of the car and walk in.)
Tysharm! Hello there! I'm Tysharm and this is my Gadgeteractory. I see from your jackets that you are "special" agents. Would you like to see what I have in stock in the "Special" department?
Audders: Yes, please.
Stoakers: What you mean,"special?"
Audders: He means were certified law inforcers with a liscense to hurt.
Stoakers: I think he thinks we're stupid.
Tysharm: No I don't.
Stoakers: You do too.
Tysharm: Do not.
Stoakers: Do too.
Tysharm: Do too.
Stoakers: Do no--- woah oh, almost got me with that one, shrewboy.
Tysharm: (steps on platform and presses red button, moving up to a special place of awesome gadgets and such.) This is the special level.
Audders: Good.
Tysharm: This here is the Lollibomb. Looks like a strawberry lolli, doesn't it? But it's also ...
Audders: Oooh oooh! (Audders takes it from him and puts it in her mouth. BOOM!) OW OW!
Tysharm: ... a bomb. Moving on. This is a picture of little Gaara from the anime, Naruto.
Stoakers: Awwwwwwww.
(Five minutes later)
Tysharm: Use it to distract your enemies. And that's the only two items we've made since your last visit yesterday. Mountains, Gandalf, mountains!
Stoakers: What? My name is not Gand-
Audders: We didn't come here yesterday.
Tysharm: Then someone must have ... stolen your indentity. This is Mithril, light as a feather, and strong as Dragon's Teeth.
Stoakers: Huh?
NEXT TIME. WHO PRETENDED TO BE STOAKLY AND AUDREY?
WILL THE WERID SHREW KEEP QUOTING THE LORD OF THE RINGS?
AND WHO IS DR. CANDY?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME.
Stoakers: You said next time two ti-
THE END.
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