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Date Posted: 23:52:52 08/11/08 Mon
Author Host/IP: c-76-30-108-64.hsd1.tx.comcast.net/76.30.108.64
In reply to:
Stoakly
's message, "Audders and Stoakers" on 14:06:21 08/11/08 Mon
Stoakers: Someone stole our identity?
Audders: Luckily, I've got some insurance, but I don't know if it covers that.
Stoakers: Why is that?
Audders: It's car insurance.
Stoakers: Look at the bright side. You just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico.
Audders: Ugh, be quiet.
Tysharm: The REAL bright side is that LUCKY SHARMS JUST WENT 50 % OFF. Lucky Sharms, they're shrewily delicious!
Stoakers: I suspect Dr. Candy is up to this. He must've hired a squirrel and a ferret to track our credit cards and come in here pretending to be us...
Tysharm: What's taters, precious? PO-TAT-OES.
Audders: Did you just quote two characters ... at the same time?
Stoakers: I think it's time we head over to the HQ and see what's what.
Audders: Good idea.
(Audders and Stoakers are pulling out of the parking lot and BAM! They ram into a lost squirrel on the road.)
Audders: HOLY SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE!
Stoakers: OH MY KUNG PAO CHICKEN!
Audders: WHAT THE FRIED RICE?!
Stoakers: I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE CHINESE FOODS!
Audders: Oh my goodness, I just hit someone with my car.
Samkin: Nah, nah, it's alright. I'm good, I'm good. I'm actually agent 3. I've been sent here to help you with the raid on Dr. Candy's base.
Audders: Wait ... you're not going to sue me?
Samkin: No.
Audders: Finally. You'd think every now and then someone you hit with your car would have the common courtesy NOT to press charges!
Samkin: (hops in the back of the corvet) Hey, Stoakers.
Stoakers: You know my name? O_o
Samkin: Yeah, we were partners back in '82. Remember? We fought against Squareman?
Stoakers: Squareman?
Samkin: Yeah, the evil magic square. You really don't remember?
Stoakers: No, not at all.
Audders: Samkin, are you ... on something?
Samkin: No, I'm thinking clearer than ever now. Audrey Goldbrush, I love you.
Audders: ...
Stoakers: ...
(Ten minutes later)
Stoakers: I mean, I would've kicked him out of the car, too, but to run him over AGAIN? That's harsh.
Audders: I think when we hit him he bumped his head. Really, really, hard.
Stoakers: When /we/ hit him? Heyo, you're the one driving here.
Audders: Gosh, I'm hungry.
Stoakers: There's some square cookehs in the glove compartment.
Audders: You keep cookehs in the car?
Stoakers: Yeah, they taste noce with all the car stink and fuzz on them.
Freeze: STOP!
(The car screeches to a halt, and an otter-shaped Ice Figure walks forward them. It's Freeze, the Mystical Ice-breathing and controlling otter!)
Audders: He's under employ of Dr. Candy!
Stoakers: Y'know, pancakes aren't all they're cracked up to be.
Audders: What?
Freeze: Dude, this was supposed to be dramatic.
Stoakers: Just making a point, dude.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE AUDDERS AND STOAKERS.
WHO IS THIS FREEZE GUY?
AND WHY IS HE UNDER EMPLOY OF DR. CANDY?
AND HOW DOES AUDDERS KNOW HIM ALREADY?
IS THIS GETTING ANNOYING?
Stoakers: Yes, it's getting very anno-
THE END.
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