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Date Posted: 20:22:33 12/02/02 Mon
Author: --foolish
Subject: $25 MILLION DOLLARS!! CHAMPAGNE TASTE ON A BEER BUDGET.


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[> Re: $25 MILLION DOLLARS!! CHAMPAGNE TASTE ON A BEER BUDGET. -- fatkidontheblock, 07:00:36 12/03/02 Tue

CUT THE FAT! Right about now the headlines are about parents who are suing the Golden Arches for selling fast food to their obese kids. It has vastly overshadowed the humerous publicity the Giant Lava Lamp took in the shorts. The towering giant lava lamp, doomed to become a FAT HOG, a glutton that will feed off the public trough and consume wattage every time it waves, has a slim chance to live. Fat cat. Ronnie McDonald seems to be able to stay trim and I wonder how trim the kid's parents are. If the kid is eating on a beer budget and the parent retains little control over their kid's eating habits, what's to be expected. If the kids had a champagne budget and their parents had instilled early a natural healthy eating style, they might not have to load up at McDonalds. Besides, the fast food industry never tied their kids up and stuffed the junk food down their throat. Moral to the story is.. if you can't rule those small one year olds that love Happy Meals..don't get Sue-Happy. Course the days of lashing kid's and washing their mouth out with soap has cooled off since the child protecton advocates surfaced. Kids call for help. Do you know what parents of deaf children do when their kids say bad words? They wash their hands.


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[> Re: $25 MILLION DOLLARS!! CHAMPAGNE TASTE ON A BEER BUDGET. -- No name, 07:13:47 12/03/02 Tue

I like the quote by Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Among these is the Mercedes-Benz
500SL."


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[> Re: $25 MILLION DOLLARS!! CHAMPAGNE TASTE ON A BEER BUDGET. -- DoubtingThomas, 14:00:25 12/03/02 Tue

Skeptics and lava lamp savants say a 60ft giant lava lamp will not function. The basic parts to a functionable lava lamp are made of of three, the base that holds a 40 watt frosted appliance light bulb that is inside a reflection cone, a glass container that contains 2 different fluids that do not mix and a cap at the top that hides the water line and an inner cap. The bulb heats the fluid and starts the motion, the sinking, swimming, bubbling and churning action of elements that do not mix. Imitation or knockoff lava lamps won't do it on a 60 ft. scale. Haggerty Enterprises hold the rights to Lava, Giant and other names as well as the copyrights and uses a secret formula in their globe. Instead of looking to bubbles, enterprisers should look at the backdrop you have at Soap Lake. Get on the MAIN ST. program first introduced into the Soap Lake Comp. Plan years back. Why not do that job first and dress up the store fronts ect ect ect ect etc etc etc etc etc....then go for the show created by Blakes's flash or storm...whatever. It is not a good brain-child to start with. Act one comes before act two. Putting a satin ribbon on a wornout sow does not make it more than a wornout sow with a satin ribbon. First step is to spruce up things that count and cleanup what you got, even paint is a swell start for those on a beer budget. Grant County is a depressed area but get those volunteers busy. The City did down at the information Center; looking good. Forget the $25 MIllION DOLLAR GLOB, it's champagne taste. Get on the affordables and wait till after the basic backdrop is spiffed up and more work is done downtown to attract the needed buyers who will bring revenue into the coffer of the City. Most of Soap Lake residents and City are not living on a champagne budget. Realistically, foolish and expensive ideas should be nixed unless a feasibility study will guarantee the Lava Lamp will absolutly fix the the Soap Lake economy. Never see that happen or the Giant Lava Lamp up and running.


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[> Re: $25 MILLION DOLLARS!! CHAMPAGNE TASTE ON A BEER BUDGET. -- ~a foggy one, 14:15:56 12/03/02 Tue

My question is, who is the guarantor? Who guarentees this work? Where does replacement parts come from? What is in the secret formula besides wax, water and coloring? Without these bases the project is guano and a $25 Million Dollar bad investment offering no insured return. It will not take $850,000.00 to get that answered. I expect most of the $850,000.00 requested goes toward salaries. Whose may I ask? Making a job out of it or what? So many whats equal no assurance.


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[> [> Re: $25 MILLION DOLLARS!! CHAMPAGNE TASTE ON A BEER BUDGET. -- Banyon, 02:57:37 12/04/02 Wed

This whole project has been secret. I recall a Soap Lake business person that was told about this Lava Goo way back in May. Dr Goo showed the party his website and added "maybe I shouldn't be telling you this." Secret? Only for a hand-picked select few to know about? Well kids the biggest secret yet to come is what the Haggerty Enterprises SECRET LAVA LAMP FORMULA. Don't tell anyone!


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