| Subject: A conversation with Caroline, dated 6/9/00. |
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Jocko
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Date Posted: 12:39:56 01/18/01 Thu
carolinestevens: IN YOUR DREAM. NOW SHUT UP, I AM BREAKING YOUR BUDDY INTO PIECES HERE
j0cko: who? BUZZ?
carolinestevens: yep
j0cko: I find that a little hard to believe. You're too stupid to mess with BUZZ.
j0cko: WAY too stupid.
carolinestevens: nope, i dont think so
j0cko: I know so. How are you tearing him up, bitch?
carolinestevens: he is trying to break me. and he can see it aint doing any good. big letters in every damn sentence
j0cko: you should save it and post it like I do... if that's REALLY what's going on...
carolinestevens: it is.
j0cko: then prove it. Post it when you're done
carolinestevens: wont sink to your level
j0cko: lying bitch! if you don't, BUZZ will, and you know it
carolinestevens: then that is up to him
j0cko: suit yourself, cunt.
carolinestevens: and BEG YOU? In your fucking dream
j0cko: Beg me and maybe I'll lay off you. Maybe I won't.
carolinestevens: HA
j0cko: suit yourself, cunt. I'm not forcing you. I can't make you do anything.
carolinestevens: I know . that is what i have told you all along
j0cko: I thought you put me on ignore, dammit
j0cko: ...I mean I can't make you do anything... but I can TRICK you into doing just about anything.
carolinestevens: and miss all your pathetic messages? oh please
j0cko: what?
carolinestevens: nope
j0cko: are you talking to me or BUZZ? You're making so sense at all... as usual.
j0cko: stupid twat.
carolinestevens: i managed to get buzz to shut up
carolinestevens: so i was talking to you
j0cko: sure you did. We'll see when it goes on the board.
j0cko: you're one tough cookie, ain't ya?
carolinestevens: you bet
j0cko: would you say you're "one bad brutha"?
j0cko: hello?
carolinestevens: brutha
carolinestevens: i am no brutha
j0cko: That's slang for "brother," as in "friend"
j0cko: girls can be bruthas
j0cko: you got a lot to learn about American culture.
carolinestevens: and i wont learn it from you
j0cko: you've learned a lot already! But you're still WAY too stupid to survive here.
j0cko: We have special places for uptight cunts who can't handle the real world...
j0cko: ...we call them SORORITIES.
carolinestevens: hey, if you and buzz can survive there, so can i
j0cko: I think not. Do you know what a sorority is?
carolinestevens: yep, but i cant remember exactly right now. cuz i dont remember what it means in swedish
j0cko: They are fraternities, but just for women.
j0cko: Will you be going to college in America?
carolinestevens: no, i will work
j0cko: too bad. You are a perfect sorority type.
carolinestevens: I am sure i am
j0cko: Don't be upset- I myself was in a fraternity (this should surprise no one)
carolinestevens: im not upset
j0cko: BUZZ said you were feeling tense.
j0cko: didn't want to make it worse.
carolinestevens: me?
carolinestevens: HA
j0cko: We'll see....
j0cko: are you menstruating, perhaps?
carolinestevens: no i am not
j0cko: that makes women irritable sometimes... thought that might be it..
carolinestevens: nope, i am not irritable at all
j0cko: Oh, now you KNOW that's not true. I'll demonstrate...
j0cko: BEG ME TO LEAVE YOU ALONE, you STUPIS SWEDISH CUNT!
carolinestevens: No, I won't
j0cko: beg!
carolinestevens: nope
j0cko: get on your swedish knees and plead !!
carolinestevens: nope
carolinestevens: wont happen
j0cko: bend over that swedish chair and show me yer ass!
j0cko: NOW! DO IT!
carolinestevens: awww...feeling tense?
j0cko: Who's been a bad girl, eh?
j0cko: naughty girls get punished!
carolinestevens: Im sure they do
j0cko: looks like you need a spanking!
carolinestevens: not from you i dont
j0cko: (you like this kind of stuff, eh?)
carolinestevens: nope
j0cko: I think you do!
j0cko: Put on these fuzzy handcuffs! NOW!
carolinestevens: I dont care what you think
carolinestevens: ok, i can like it with some people, but not with you
j0cko: looks like daddy's little girl needs some DISCIPLINE!
carolinestevens: has enough already , thank you
j0cko: Oh, come on, especially from me!! You come here to get beat up every day anyhow...
j0cko: you dig it!
carolinestevens: You can think what you want about sammi
j0cko: who mentioned Sammi? Does he like to handcuff you?
j0cko: I didn't say anything about Sammi.
carolinestevens: I don't know.
carolinestevens: But thats the guy i am gonna spend all my time with
j0cko: well, don't you think you should find out before you move here?
j0cko: Does he call you "daddy's bad little girl"?
carolinestevens: nope
j0cko: not yet, anyway
j0cko: how well have you researched this, really?
carolinestevens: Oh, I have heard about how many of you american men can be towards women
j0cko: only dumb women who are eager for attention... like you.
j0cko: Women who put up with being made a fool of in a public place.
carolinestevens: I aint eager for attention
j0cko: Sure you are. Are you saying that you would not deliberately make a fool of yourself in a public setting?
j0cko: ...like, for instance, a message board?
carolinestevens: Oh, I always do. I am clumbsy, so i usually walks into a door or something
j0cko: Why on God's green earth would you volunteer something like that to someone like me?
j0cko: is that SMART?
carolinestevens: To say that I am clumbsy?
carolinestevens: Well, that is no secret
j0cko: "Clumsy"
carolinestevens: whatever
j0cko: and no one in America has seen you walk into anything. So we wouldn't know. So you just debased yourself on purpose!
carolinestevens: no , i told you the truth
j0cko: ...So you DO like the punishment! PUT ON THE LEATHER MASK, BITCH!!!
j0cko: Ever been spanked?
carolinestevens: no
j0cko: no you won't put it on, or no you've never been spanked?
carolinestevens: both
j0cko: would you LIKE to be spanked, by Sammi or anyone else?
carolinestevens: no comment
j0cko: so that's a yes...
j0cko: unless you want to plead the 5th Commandment
carolinestevens: thats a no comment
j0cko: you know what that is?
carolinestevens: no
j0cko: it's part of the Constitution. Remember how we were talking about American government?
carolinestevens: yah, all that bullshit you told me
j0cko: the 5th Commandment to the Constitution states, "Thou shalt not talk about wiccan bullshit in public."
carolinestevens: yeah right lol
carolinestevens: LMFSAO
j0cko: It's between the clauses about not wearing hot pants if you're over 170 pounds, and the part about the right to free basic cable service
carolinestevens: oh my goddess. that is the first time you have actually made me laugh LOL
j0cko: Laugh? THIS IS OUR WAY OF LIFE!
carolinestevens: about the wiccan stuff? yeah right
j0cko: I saw a bit of a Swedish game show on tv last night- you people are fucking sick.
carolinestevens: what gameshow was that? what was it about?
j0cko: Some late-night talk show- supposed to be popular among you barbarians. Not a game show, but they had a little competition...
carolinestevens: ???
j0cko: Three men were given enemas, and the competition was to have them stand up and see who could... (GULP)...
j0cko: ...hold it in the longest.
j0cko: you know what an enema is?
carolinestevens: no
j0cko: it's a way to clean the rectum- used in hospitals. They squirt soapy water or something up your ass.
carolinestevens: oh ok
j0cko: And they were 3 FUCKING UGLY GUYS.
carolinestevens: late night show. must have been måndagsklubben
j0cko: perhaps. I don't speak barbarian.
carolinestevens: barbarian? HA
j0cko: Gotta go- got a real person to talk to. Get bent.
carolinestevens: nice try by buzz on the board
carolinestevens: not for you
carolinestevens: now go fuck buzz, i think he can need it
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