ROFLMTFO -- Well it's true I sometimes let humans think that - but the reality is - I am not only a Duck
I am "THE DUCK" - RULER OF HE COSMOS - of which this galaxy is a mere speck. Humans amuse me, that's the only reason that the thousands of other species throughout the distant stars have not popped this terrestiral speck of dust like a child would a balloon. The reality is that the sole justification for human existence is to amuse "THE DUCK".
Who knows another few eons and the human specie might even advance to a state where their morals equal that of most the other animal species on this planet - Have you ever seen a Duck kill another Duck? and you won't - yep maybe in another few thousand years you Humans might let your barbarism fade into history - JUST ALWAYS REMEMBER!!
Rule # 1 OF THE COSMOS - THE DUCK IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Rule # 2 WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO RULE #1.
New Rule # 2a. Best keep the duck Amused!!
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