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Date Posted: 25/08/03 11:45:00
Author: John Cooper
Subject: Re: The new Station Commander
In reply to: John Cooper 's message, "The Camel at RAF El Adem" on 25/08/03 11:31:28

A new CO was posted to RAF Seletar and every six weeks guard duty came round for everyone under the rank of Corporal. One particular Sunday Group Captain Cumming had been into Singapore City in his private car to a meeting with the British Ambassador, the Guard Commander on the gate briefed the guard to be observant for the CO's return visit and when seen was to stand smartly to attention and salute.

LAC Smith saw a car approach, but he wasn't aware what the new CO looked like, he went up to it, the driver wound down his window and said Group Captain Cumming, with that Smith said "Thanks mate, we'll keep an eye out for the bastard"

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[> Golf -- 579er, 27/08/03 8:11:41

A round of golf

The station sports officer had to be taken to RAF Ely hospital with a five iron wrapped firmly round his neck and sporting two black eyes.

When asked by the duty MO how he got into such a state, the Flight Lieutenant replied that he was playing a round of golf with the matron where on the 14th fairway the matrons ball veered wildly off course into a cow pasture. Both went into the field to look for the ball, after a short time the sports officer went over to a cow, accompanied by the matron, spotted the golf ball firmly embedded in the cows backside, promptly lifted up the cows tail and said "It looks like yours!"


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