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Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru, DD

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Date Posted: 00:36:59 07/06/06 Thu

Here's a poem I made randomly a while ago. *Grins sheepishly.*

'Torps' is Jess's enemy.

"Once 'pon a time dere was a gweat...big...pie!
'Oh my oh my!' Squealed likkle I, 'A bawwy huemungos pie!'
And dere was once a gweat fat Torps,
Who went 'n' joined da Cweam Pie Corps!
'Oh my oh my!' Squealed likkle I, 'A Torps inna Cweamy Corps!'
An' once dere was a squiggler as tiny as a bee,
Oh bless us all, dat tiny squiggler's me!
'Oh my oh my!' Squealed likkle I, 'A bawwy beautiful me!'
An' once fat Torps came lookin' fo' a fight,
An' da first likke fing was I in sight,
So 'e gave a burp 'n' a nugly snort,
And charged fat Torp fwom da army Corp!
'Oh my oh my!' Squealed likkle I, 'A Torps fwom da Cweamy Corps!'
So I heaved a-round fo' me weapon of my,
When suddenly dere a Cweam pie I spy!
So I fished around wiff a cat-a-polt,
'N' I slew TorpsCorps wiff a spiffin' bolt!
'Is body went flyin' into Pie of Cweam,
As I flung 'im round an' vented me spleen!
'Oh my oh my!' Squealed likkle I, 'A certain Torps 'as gone 'n' been!'"

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