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Date Posted: 00:50:03 04/25/03 Fri
Author: Third-Person Aidah
Subject:

PARADE OF SEC 4/3 POSTERS

Hallo everyone!!!

As we begin to approach the Two Months' Anniversary since this board was first inagurated back on 26th Feb 2003, the Moderator is happy to present the latest .......

PARADE OF SEC 4/3 POSTERS!!

NOT in any particular order.....

1) Faezah (What The Heck Happened To You? OR WTHHTY for short)
2) Shi Ting (WTHHTY???!!)
3) Ji Hye (WTHHTY?????)
4) Juriah (WTHHTY??????)
5) Taya (WTHHTY???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
6) Wei Ling (WTHHTY???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
7) Firza
8) Fatin
9) Elfi
10) SM
11) Jamilah
12) Fardyana
13) Xiujuan
14) Chin Ping (NEWBIE!)

15) Rebecca (NEWBIE!)

16) Margie (NEWBIE!)

17) YOURS TRULY....

The Moderator shall now present some statistics.....

As of 24th April 2003, on 11.30PM (Singapore)...

the SFTOK has been accessed 792 times.

140 messages have been posted inclusive of replies.

AND 23 more potential members MIA!

All right everyone, there is SOMETHING IMPORTANT to show you!

~Third Person Aidah fumbles with tape~

~Moderator's face drops, begins kicking and shaking VCR thingy~

~Third Person Aidah stares at Moderator in alarm~

~Tape rolls~

~Moderator looks happy~

******************************
Tape:

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~talking to Moderator~ " And then she TOLD me that my BRA CATALOGUE WILL COME!!! But nooooooo.... while waiting.... these (points to chest) would have grown by TWO sizes at least...."

Moderator: ~rolls eyeballs~"RIIIIIIIGHHHHHHT......."

Aidah: �Does NO ONE pay attention? You�re OONNNNNNN TTTTTHHHHHEEEEEE AAAAAIIIIRRRRRRRRR!!!�

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: �Sheesh...she doesn't have to scream...�

Moderator: �I know. She's SO irritating."

Aidah: "ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!"

Moderator: "There she goes again."

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~stares at camera~

"Ahem.... Hello 4/3. This is your mission where you HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACCEPT.

All of you present posters of the SFTOK, are to track down the classmates that sat beside you, in front of you and behind you back in class. Through *ANY* means NECESSARY. By means of coercion, verbal or through a really sharp fork, you are to ensure that they will visit SFTOK as regularly as they can.

Should you fail in this mission, the SFTOK will disavow all knowledge that you succeeded."

Moderator: ~rolls eyeballs~ "Oh gawd... need you be SO ....CORNY????"~looks at camera~ "She meant "Try and try and try again till you succeed...."

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~cuts in~ "Yeah, you all better. Otherwise *I* cease to exist. Can you imagine me haunting the next few generations of TKGS's Sec 4/3-s... until a class that matches *yours* finally arrives...? ~grumbles~"And I have no choice but to hang out with that BORING Spirit of TKGS? She and that stupid ballet dress she always wears.....ALWAYS talking about how she represents the cultural side blah blah blah..."

Moderator: ~grimly"Unfortunately that's true. Despite the Spirit of TKGS always being held in high-esteem, the truth is Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit is a more accurate representation of the eclectic mix of TKGians. You all should know better, not many of us TKGians can stand on TIPTOE on ONE leg for extended periods of time...."

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~face drops, begins sniffling.. finally covers face with hands...~"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" ~sobbing loudly now~

Moderator: ~shakes head and tries to comfort the almost hysterical Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit~ "At the same time the missing classmates of SFTOK..... sorry for the pun....are breaking her spirit."

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~tries to regain composure~ "I am sorry you had to see that... "

~raises hands, wriggles them in the air.. and begins to intones..~

"Remember I am your MISSING 41st classmate... I AM YOUR CLASS SPIRIT!

Moderator: ~slaps the back of Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit's head~ "That is soooo LAME, you know? Whatever happened to the 'This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the end of this message' ?"

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~rubs back of painful head....then in sarcastic tone~ "Ohhhh.... like THAT was not LAME!"

Aidah: "That's it! CUT!!!!!!"

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As you can see, we really need to enlist everyone's help to get everyone here. First we begin by completing all pairs of classmates.

Like...

Jamilah: Where's Audrey?
Xiu: Where's Sushan?
Fardy: Where's Margie? (ooops, she's HERE ALREADY)

And so on for the rest who are still partner-less.....

While those whose partner is already on this board, don't rest on your laurels, proceed to find the persons who sat both behind and in front of you.

As you know the Moderator can be slightly obsessed with this, she may even proceed to even more drastic measures. Like arming everyone with a sharp fork AND SPOON!

(ok that was LAME)

Anyway, I really hope everyone will try to get everyone else here. We need a reunion of sorts btw.

You know, Sec 4/1.. yes that class that was just two classes down of us.... already had their SECOND REUNION THIS YEAR?

Boy.... I AM JEALOUS! No intention of insult to anyone there, but I really doubt their class spirit can match ours.

Yet, how is it they managed to get ALMOST everyone to come for class reunions? I really wonder.

Meanwhile continue to post here as often as you can. Post ANYTHING for heaven's sake!

-Third-Person Aidah

**The Moderator realizes that speaking in the third person is lame and especially so since she's no wrestler with any World Wrestling Entertainment. Nevertheless the Moderator does not care as this is the end of the message anyway.**

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