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Date Posted: 00:06:29 05/02/03 Fri
Author: Third- Person Aidah
Subject: "And there I was just *watching* the scene unfolding with my Pepsi....

Yo Everyone!!!!

Did anyone actually MISS ME? LOL!

A bit busy this week... anyway did you all know I went down to TKGS on a school day on Tuesday?

Oh yesyesyesyes. I met Ms Fatin and Ms Margie. And THE MODERATOR.

(greeted them of course like any respectful courteous former TKGian. )

I think most of you would have realized that Mr Yeo has FINALLY POSTED A MESSAGE HERE!!

You all SHOULD have been there!! The Staff Room! My gawd.... the THINGS we have to do to get the message posted!

Two relief teachers and THE MODERATOR..... can produce a huge amount of coercion especially with a SHARP FORK!

THE MODERATOR:

~snarls, with a sharp fork being aimed at one of the more delicate nether regions of the body~

"Are you going to post or not?"

The Two Relief Teachers:

~laughing wickedly~

Ms Fatin: "Give it up already. Anything she holds in her hand will become a WMD. Weapon of Mass Destruction."

Ms Margie: "Or WMP. Weapon of Mass Pain."

~The Two Relief Teachers let out a huge cackle, doing a high-five. Apparently thinking that their joke was actually funny.~

THE MODERATOR: ~sighing~

"This is what happens when you stay here for too long. You actually BELIEVE that your jokes are funny."

The Two Relief Teachers: "HEY!"

THE MODERATOR: ~seeing the message being FURIOUSLY typed out~ "Thank you. For posting at SFTOK."

~then in a slightly louder voice so everyone else in the staff room can hear....~

"It's ama-zing what a really sharp fork can do to encourage people to post messages here. Especially when it is being pointed to the more vulnerable regions."

And then THE MODERATOR gave a wink to Mr Connor. Whom then gave a nervous smile.

********************************

Wow, the power of the fork is truly amazing. I think UN weapons inspectors should consider THE MODERATOR as their next suspect to search.

I guess after the interesting scene at the Staff Room, the SFTOK would soon be flooded with messages from our favourite teachers.

(Good things about written messages: we need not see the faces behind it, cos it would undoubtedly be of sheer horror and fear.)

Disclaimer: No teachers were hurt during the posting of the message, E Maths, Literature or otherwise. Really. Mr Yeo especially was very nice.

Meanwhile I will continue to cover the adventures of THE MODERATOR together with her assortment of cutlery. And her occasional gallivanting with the Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit.

Stay tuned!

-Third Person Aidah

A huge huge WELCOME to Audrey! My lab-partner from across the sink. (Finally!! What took you so long?)

And congrats on your teaching scholarship! I am very happy for you. Better don't forget us and THIS BOARD especially when you're overseas. Post here religiously k?

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