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Date Posted: 01:20:41 05/10/03 Sat
Author: Third-Person Aidah
Subject:

The New Adventures of The Moderator & The Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit!!

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~raises hands in air, does a ridiculous wriggling action with it~

"Wooooohhhhhhh.... !!"

*hears typical schoolgirls' screams*

Typical Green Pinafore-d TKGian 1: ~points~

"Look! An immaculately-dressed TKGian with hemlines ~gasp~ following Mrs Sin's regulations! And neatly-pinned up JET BLACK hair!"

Typical Green Pinafore-d TKGian 2: ~Panics~ "Obviously this model of a TKGian can't be real! It can only be...."

~Screaming in an incredibly chorus-ed manner, btw only TK girls can do that....~

"THE SEC 4/3 PROVERBIAL CLASS SPIRIT!"

"RUN!!!"

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~chuckling~ "I LUURRRVEE doing that. Even the Spirit of TKGS can't get that kind of reaction...."

"Whenever she tries to walk around the school, she'll always gets the girls saying 'The dance studio is right there' or 'My gawd, I can see the colour of your underwear!'...."

~bursts out laughing~

The Moderator strides in... late as usual....

Moderator: "So sorry I'm late!" ~turns to the posters and readers of SFTOK~ "I heard you guys missed me? As you know I have been rather busy with MY FORK, pointing it here and there.. wait a minute that didn't come out right...."

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~face contorted in horror~ "Ewww, you just corrupted my so-very-pure-mind with that let's-just-leave-it-to-imagination statement! Disgusting!"

Moderator: ~rolls eyeballs~"Gimme a break! I never implied anything, your so-very-PURE-mind thought about it yourself. Just shows how PURE it really is... But I can understand, seeing your class... especially with that not-so-right-in-the-brain BRA FACTORY owner and those TWO trying-so-hard-to-be-funny-but-not-so-funny-in-actual-fact SMELFI editors!"

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~stomps foot~ "ARGHH! Could you PLEASE stop with the hypenating-almost-every-word thingy you're doing?"

Moderator: ~rolls eyeballs~ "Well-you-started-it-and-I-happen-to-like-it!"

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~alamak, looking very furious~

"And those damn EYEBALLS! Will you STOP ROLLING THEM? Didn't your mother tell you your eyeballs may eventually stay like that? Keep rolling and rolling!"

~I wanted both of them to break into Limp Bizkit's famous "Rollling" song, then singing in unison...unfortunately I think that would be really, really lame... so...

"Wait till I get my fingers into them and use it to play ping-pong!"

~The Moderator then brandishes her now in-FAMOUS sharp fork...~

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~eyes widening~ "Maybe I"ll get some Eye-Mo for that dry, tired eyes of yours! All that rolling must have caused some eye fatigue...."

~tries to change subject quickly by pointing the attention towards the readers and posters of SFTOK~

"All the while you've been gone, you know they all ~points finger towards the person reading this~ been COMPLAINING everybody here has been so bored! ~pouts~ I think they don't want to post here anymore."

Moderator: ~getting all jazzed up like a certain wrestler~ "Whazzz that THE MODERATOR hears? People don't want to post messages here anymore? People getting bored? The MODERATOR does NOT like to hear people complaining! Can't you all see what the MODERATOR is pointing?"

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: "A fo..."

Moderator: ~cuts in, looking annoyed~

"The MODERATOR knows that was a rhetorical question! So please do NOT ANSWER! You all better start posting MORE MESSAGES or ELSE face the WMP! Weapon of Mass Pain!"

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: ~mumbles~ "Only pain I am feeling... is the proverbial pain in my ass hearing her talk..."

Moderator: ~suddenly turns to The Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit~ "What's that the Moderator hears? Something wrong with your bottom?"

Sec 4/3 Proverbial Class Spirit: "Errr....nothing is wrong..." ~eyes sharp fork cautiously before breaking into applause~ "Bravo! Bravo! Good speech!

***************
Sheesh.

After all that, we still don't know what those two were meeting for!

Sigh. I guess we all have to wait until the next episode to find out...

Stay tuned for the latest adventures of the two-some..

You all lah.. must understand that this is a series, new episodes only once a week... if everyday.... then become soap opera already leh... "Days of Corny Jokes-Everyday"... not only lame... it would get irritatingly nauseating...

-Third-Person Aidah...

Hey I thought I already told you to stay tuned?

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