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Date Posted: Thu, Apr 15 2004, 4:35:54
Author: Insert Clever Name Here
Subject: Songfic + Bad Math + Lecter = one stinky crapfic

<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1819091">http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1819091</a>

All this author knows about Lecter she learned from fanfic.
Her math skills are either deplorable or there was some sort of timewarp that would explain how the Hannibal's sister Mischa could ask Agent Starling in order to find her brother.
That is now easy feat. Anyone familiar with world of Lecter knows that he was orphaned at the age of 6 near the end of WWII (you know, that long series that the History channel is always showing).

The fic author just says that his younger, by four years, sister, Mischa, wasn't killed at that time. So then... let me get my calculator out... Lecter would be in his 60s by the time his non-dead 16 year old sister finds him. Say what??? Let my try that again using logarithms. I'm still scratching me head here.

As if the complete lack of knowledge about Lecter lore, and 'new' math weren't enough, it's also wangsty, and an F***ing songfic!

But beware anyone bold enough to leave a review. The author's bio says it all right here:
Bios, not to good at this..I'm 13, and I live in my own little world filled with HIEIS!!!! MWHAHAHA! Ok, I'll stop. I love Anime, all of it except Porn. My favorite shows to watch are:
Yu Yu Hakusho
Dragonaball Z/GT
Yugioh
Inuyasha
Love Hina
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Outlaw Star
Chobits
Excel Saga
ecetera...
I am weird, so deal with it. I love writing stories and hope after college, I'll be able to get published and become an author! Some of my characters were copyrighted by Jessica Riddle, what characters I cannot say cuz i forgot....um I'll update soon.
Update-2-12-04
I deleted my Cirque Du Freak story because it confused too many ppl and I admit it sucked. BUT, do not despair, for those of you who liked it, I will post another story that makes more sense! When I wrote that other story, I had only read books 1 & 2 and now I have read thru The Vampire Prince. So I will redo it, it should be up in a month or 2,,or less!!
--Tira
PET PEEVE
WHEN PPL DO NOT READ THE CLEARLY STATED ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SIGN AT THE BEGINNING OF A STORY!!!! I'M TIRED OF GETTING REVIEWS (AND THEY WILL BE REMOVED) THAT SAY, "iT WOULD NOT GO LIKE THIS" IF I SAY ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, THAT'S WHY THINGS AREN'T THE SAME!!! THINGS ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT!!!!! PLEASE THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE SUBMITTING A REVIEW!!!
Thanks-Tira
update: 2-22-04 "A little more about myself!"
I thought I'd post some pet peeves here lol, E-mail me if you feel the same way about any of this!
I really can't stand Harry Potter anymore, some ppl in my life pushed it to the limit, and I am just not interested in witches nor wizards...but I have to admit Draco in the 3rd movie is kinda cute, but I gave him up long ago when the miracles of Vampires came into my life! I love Vampires, and anyone who dares to question their beauty may provoke my wrath lol! Well, I hope to post the second chapter of my Cirque Du Freak story soon! I had to work on a report and it was put on hold.
TTFN ta ta for now!-Tira
Update March 29th 2004
YAY! It's my birthday! We just got back from dinner at Miyabi, that place where they cook in front of you. I'm 14 and I got $105!! YAY! It might be a little while before I update any of my stories...I'm failing math and I need to focus on that right now, so , best wishes!
--Tira SMAHLT (MWHAHAHAHHA I love KURDA!)

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