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Date Posted: Sun, Nov 16 2003, 11:20:51
Author: shadeshark
Subject: I'll save time.
In reply to: Snorkle 's message, "Well the board's back, and I'm yet to be taken from my house with a court order" on Sun, Nov 16 2003, 10:14:19

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There. You're obviously under arrest. Please, um, go down to the nearest police station and explain this to them. Be sure to use sweeping hand gestures.

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oh yeah, I got a hand gesture for them... -- AnneSnorkleRose, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 11:24:12
- *Shows up wearing a wig, dress and high heels* Shhh, I'm under cover. -- Wandering Namek in drag as Anne Rose., Sun, Nov 16 2003, 12:13:02
  - *Snorkle comes up behind you in a giant rose costume with Anne written on the front* I always take things so literally. (NT) -- AnneSnorkleRose, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 12:25:43
    - Ok, dirtbags! Drop the fanfic and spread 'em like Celebrian!(1) ! You're under arrest!!(1)(1) (NT) -- FBI Agent Anne Rose, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 14:57:24
      - But officer! I can't physically put my legs up my own ass! (NT) -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 15:49:35
        That's what you go to prison for - to LEARN! Now move it, creep! (NT) -- Doc Anne Rose, Mon, Nov 17 2003, 12:12:01
        (maces "Officer Hardass" and runs, clutching the fic) (NT) -- Heywood, Mon, Nov 17 2003, 12:29:46

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