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Date Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2003, 0:21:28
Author: Aubrey
Subject: "Sweaty, Vegeta can't be your dad," Bulma calmly told Amelia.

You think that's bad, read the story! It's the lamest thing! The title is Vegeta's Long Lost Daughter so that should tell you something. This was found in the Anime -Misc section so thankfully she only foisted it on a small percentage of the DBZ fandom.

Some highlights:
One-note Trunks:
<i>"Yaaaaaaaaaay!" Trunks yelled, running to the dinner table and taking a seat.</i>

<i> "Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!" Trunks exclaimed and started digging in. Now of course the moment Bulma finished her sentence, Vegeta started stuffing food in his mouth.</i>

Vegeta the mysogynist (please tell me this isn't canon):
<i>"Finally woman! I'm starving!" Vegeta shouted angrily, taking a seat at the table also.</i>

<i>"That's impossible for it to taste any good at all!" the Prince of Saiyans remarked.</i>

<i>"Nothing woman! Now can we eat!?" Vegeta asked impatiently.</i>

<i>Knock, knock! " Woman, get that!" Vegeta yelled with his mouth full of food.</i>

A perfectly legal disclaimer:
<i> I forgot to put a disclaimer on the 1st chapter! ^.^ oops! Oh well, can't do anything about it now! Anyways, I don't own any of the characters in this story (But I will someway!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!! ^o^)! Enjoy! (this chapter is way better!)</i>

Stupid dialogue:
<i>"Oh kewel! I want to hear the story!!" Trunks yelled, running in the living room.</i>

Ahh, it's catching on!:
<i>"Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Amelia ran to the couch and sat down.</i>

Her well thought out explaination for her conception:
<i>"Ok! Here's the story, a long time ago, my mommy and daddy, which would be Vegeta-san, met at a bar. They were sitting next to each other and talking about stuff! Next thing you know, they're drunk! For some odd reason they left and rented a hotel room for one night! My mommy told me that that night was the best night of her life!" Amelia said all in one breath. Bulma stared in shock. Vegeta was starting to look scared.</i>
(I don't think he's alone there)

There's five chapters of this thing! If anyone is up for a laugh, <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="<http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1550513/>">then look no further!</a>

BTW, anyone else having coding problems? I can get get links to work but not italics even though I KNOW I'm doing them right.

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