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Date Posted: Thu, Nov 06 2003, 22:55:40
Author: Rubyfire
Subject: Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game!
In reply to: ohsolurid 's message, "It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game!" on Thu, Nov 06 2003, 18:13:37

....And spelling mistakes included. God have mercy upon me.

For Zelda:

Susanna was playing Zelda:OOT when she fel asleep in fornt o fhte tv and she woke up and she in was in Hyrule and she saw link riding EPona and he saw her and mistook her to be Princess Zelda and he fell in love with her and it was love at first site.

For Gundam Wing:

Duo Maxwell, pilot 02 of da Deathscythe, moaned in pleasur as his b/f the pilot of shenlong (A/N: *leer, leer*) sukked on his toes.

For Final Fantasy VIII:

Emereld Merriweather was a new student at Balamb garden who had just found out that the reason she had all sorts of things float around her and why she could always defeat even the hardest of Ruby Dragons with ease is because she was a born sorceress and now she needed a knight.

For Final Fanatasy X:

Auron was dead but Rikku didn't care and titus was only a dream but Yuna didn't care so they had a big orgy.

For Pirates of the Carribbean:

Jack Sparrow shaved his moustache one day for a change of pace.

For Lord of the Rings:

Legolas cried out to the night for his lost love as if it might call the junior high school drug addict punk-wanna-be Avril Lavigne fan back form the reality from which she had magically popped out of and had recently returned to after they had made sweet love since there is no legal age in Middle earth.

For Phantom of the Opera:

Victoria Elise, the beautiful upper class amatuer singer who inspired beethaven's "Fur Elise", was talkign down the alley when she saw a dying man who was dressed in black and wearing a mask....

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