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Date Posted: Sat, Nov 08 2003, 17:11:09
Author: Shy Lurker
Subject: Re: You asked for it!
In reply to: Squirrelly 's message, "Re: You asked for it!" on Sat, Nov 08 2003, 7:06:09

>Oh. My. Goodness. That was so very....godawful.

Thank you kindly *bows in delight*
Your offerings aren't without spice, either. ;)


>Here, have another:
>
> "When the aliens demanded that Janeway and Chakotay
>have sex in public in exchange for dilithium, they
>were shocked. Inwardly, however, they were only too
>eager to get it on."

You know, I've actually *seen* that one. Only it was Chakotay and Tom. I'm afraid we can't beat the crap writers in their own trade.


>What the heck, here's one for the road:

> "Tuvok knew that the only logical thing to do was
>reveal his burning desire for Neelix. He looked
>through the computer databases, pondering the most
>efficient way to tell the studly Talaxian of his true
>feelings. Talent Night was coming up soon, and he just
><i>knew</i> there was a song out there that would help
>him express himself. Then, something caught his eye. A
>late 20th century song by Bette Midler called "The
>Wind Beneath My Wings." <i>Perfect</i>, thought the
>Vulcan.

Now, *that* hurt!

>Okay, going to go wash my mind out with bleach.

Can I borrow some? Have just run out of it.

SL

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