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Date Posted: Sat, Nov 08 2003, 19:25:53
Author: Catseye
Subject: Oooh! My turn! My turn! *jumps up and down like a shrieking fangirl*
In reply to: ohsolurid 's message, "It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game!" on Thu, Nov 06 2003, 18:13:37

<b>LOTR:</b>

Until that day, Shelob never believed she could know love.

1 day legolas fell thru a portal liek in Sliders and when he woke up he was in a tottaly diffrent world were all teh kidz were lookin at him and he heard them saying "omg he is so hott! but wat is he doin in our high school?"

Elrond could not believe that such a thing would ever affect him, but Adriellinawen's voice still rang through his thoughts, the beautiful singing haunting his dreams - <i>'And IIIIIyyyiiii will always loooooooooove yooooooOOOOooouuuuu!'</i> it echoed, and he realised that from this moment on, <i>A Elbereth Gilthoniel</i> would no longer be the song that visitors to Rivendell heard in the trees.

<b>Harry Potter</b>

"Back off, Potter," snarled the ruggedly handsome Draco Malfoy, an eyebrow raising curiously as he added "Unless, of course, you think that you're tough enough to stand the Annual Slytherin Mating Tournament?"

The broom hid in the shadows, watching Harry's fumbling attempts at romance with Hermione the way it always had - with pity, longing, and not a little jealousy.

Avril Lavigne, Hogwarts transfer student and disowned daughter of Dumbledore, stepped off the train.

<b>The X-Files</b>

"Hello, Agent Scully!" smiled Eugene Tooms kindly, watching the panicked FBI agent gasp as she took in his new appearance - clean-shaven, well-dressed, glowing as if a new power had awakened within him, some book or other held lovingly in his hand, and the letters <i>WWJD?</i> emblazoned on his T-shirt.

<b>The Shield</b>

Adelina Priscilla Araminta Mythapoetica was an innocent teenager, but now she was caught in the crossfire between an angry horde of bank-robbers and a gang of corrupt cops, all she could think of were the melting chocolate eyes of Shane Vendrell as he gasped her name...

<b>Babylon 5</b>

"Well, it's not another ex-wife as such, honey..." John Sheridan mumbled, feeling Delenn's eyes bore a hole into his back as he lovingly caressed the picture of G'Kar.

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That's about as much as I can do at the moment. Possibly I'll come up with a couple more later, after I've had time to scrub my eyeballs and beat my subconscious for suggesting such evil things.

-- Catseye, who has far too much time on her hands.

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