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Date Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2003, 15:30:13
Author: Knight Random
Subject: Speaking of haiku, here are some GAFF-and troll-inspired haiku...

Celebrian:
Noble elven queen
Drinks up gallons of Orc come
Readers writhe in pain

Rapefics:
Oh no! I've been raped!
Please give me some healing sex.
Now I'm all better.

Every post ever made by the current troll:
SPILLETA'S A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANNE ROSE LIKES TO FUCK HER DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE ALL ANNE ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fates of the previous trolls:
Kyse Safe scared away
By troll even worse than he...
Unless it is him?

The one and only
Johnny Wizard still posts on
Nothing can faze him.

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Replies:

Great idea! -- T.E.O.W., Sat, Nov 15 2003, 16:12:53
- MY HAIKU IS BETTER THEN YOURS -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 18:35:33
  - Actually the last "to" should be too. Go back to 2nd grade (NT) -- Snorkle, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 19:29:33
    - And "then yours" should be "than yours"...maybe FIRST grade... (NT) -- AnneRosesEvilTwin, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 19:54:37
      - Also, I still can't seem to get seven syllables out of that second line. I tried, but it's not working. (NT) -- TripRose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:07:17
        I dont think it is very polite to insult peoples hard work. (NT) -- KJ, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:17:43
        Insult people's hard work? Have you read the thing? We are CCing it, even though it calls us dog fuckers. (NT) -- AnneSnorkleRose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:25:06
        FUCK YOU ALL YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS MY HAIKU IS GOOD AND YOU KNOW IT (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:38:40
        My bellybutton is jealous -- Rose Fire, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:57:42
        Who's insulting? I was stating a fact. Coming up with a really good, well-thought-out insult, now THAT's hard ^_~. (NT) -- TripRose, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:14:10
        how would you know about clever insults? (NT) -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:49:45
        Indeed... -- Tripathy, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:36:23
        Re: Indeed... -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:48:31

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