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Date Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2003, 17:52:52
Author: RoseAnne, aka Sheryl
Subject: I vote this as the funniest troll post, ever. Who'll second me?
In reply to: KJS LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE 's message, "LEGAL NOTICE" on Fri, Nov 14 2003, 22:58:24

>AT THE REQUEST OF MY CLIENT, HEREBY REFERRED TO AS
>"KJ" I DEMAND THAT ALL OF HER PROPERTY BE IMMEDIATELY
>REMOVED FROM THIS FORMAT. THE HAIKUS SHOULD BE
>EMAILED BACK TO HER IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL FILE A
>WARRANT.
>
>GERALDO WONG, ESQ.

I mean, this is a thing of beauty. The idea is priceless - a lawyer posting to a board to tell the anonymous posters that they should return someone's intellectual property. The execution is brilliant - all in caps, naming the client by her Internet alias, and, of course, closing with a threat. And then, the name! "Geraldo Wong"? Man, I couldn't come up with a name that goofy if I tried. (No offense intended to any Geraldos, Wongs, or Geraldo Wongs out there.)

Plus, the brevity. I give major points for the brevity. Who's with me?

Sheryl

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