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Date Posted: Tue, Nov 11 2003, 22:01:24
Author: someone who knows way too much about this kind of thing
Subject: Well, *someone* doesn't know anything about non-mammalian physiology.
In reply to: Snorkle 's message, "Booze, I need lots and lots of booze. Jurassic Park porn and none of it has two humans!" on Tue, Nov 11 2003, 21:19:22

<i>During this time the raptors cock starts to extend from its sheath revealing a massive 18 inch long cock that is 2 ½ inches in diameter.</i>

This is just so wrong. I mean, if current theories about avian evolution are correct then the raptor is a close relative of modern birds. Guess what, birds don't <i>have</i> penises. At all. They've got one, I repeat, ONE hole that they do everything out of, poop, reproduce, etc. That's it.

Mind you, that doesn't stop them from *trying* to mate with humans they consider mates, but it does make the experience of being masturbated on quite different then the above scenario. (Personal experience, you probably don't want to know the details)


Now, if raptors took after reptiles instead of birds reproductively then they wouldn't have had a *penis* per se, they would have had hemi-penis, which are only used for reproductive means (ie no pissing). In other words they would have had *two* of the suckers. But they aren't exactly like a mammal penis, and I doubt that it would have been capable of penetrating the human, even if the raptor wanted to. (If the raptor was like some snakes then each hemi-penis would have been split into two -penises, making the total four -penises per male. So maybe its a *good* thing the author doesn't know reptilian physiology).

Someone who is not amitting her name is Gloria

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