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Date Posted: Tue, Nov 11 2003, 22:18:56
Author: Flamin' June
Subject: I have a cunning plan
In reply to: Snorkle 's message, "Booze, I need lots and lots of booze. Jurassic Park porn and none of it has two humans!" on Tue, Nov 11 2003, 21:19:22

><I>This lemon contains situations sexual in nature
>including rape (the rape is EXTREMELY VIOLANT and
>DISGUISTING you have been warned), anal and vaginal a
>lot of times it will be all 3 at once and you will
>encounter the following dinosaur/female as well as
>situations such as 3 dinosaurs on one woman or up. A
>note about me the author HornedReaperMJL don’t bother
>emailing me telling me I’m a fucked up lunatic because
>I already know that so save your flames for someone
>else. </I>

I shall compose a message about grammar and punctuation errors, of such scintillating clarity that this author shall bow before me and eshew all hir works! BWHAHAHAHAHA!

(Clears throat) Sorry, not sure what I was thinking of just then. Must be the combination of the late hour (midnight, GMT), beaucoup de vin ordinaire and the supercilious tone of the 'warning'.

Now my mind is clear - oh ye gods, what a pile of ordure! Horses, yes, tigers, yes, if you're so inclined. At least they're mammals. But reptiles? I apologise for my blatant genus-oriented thinking, but... ewwww?

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