Arrgh! Nooooo! Damn you, Asp! Give my eyes and brain back their virginity! -- Godawful Fan Fiction

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Date Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2003, 19:36:50
Author: ohsolurid
Subject: Arrgh! Nooooo! Damn you, Asp! Give my eyes and brain back their virginity!
In reply to: Asp 's message, "Troll Toll: "The Little Mermaid," from the bowels of the abyss...I mean, Greyarchive." on Thu, Nov 13 2003, 17:51:37

>Anyway, this is the heart-rending ending:
>
><i>" Ummmmmm, I love the taste of asshole," Arista
>whispered.
>
>
>" So do I," Ariel smiled.
>
>
>" Maybe we'll try scat and piss games too," Arista
>grinned.
>
>
>" Sounds delicious and naughty," Ariel grinned.
>
>
>The sister kissed until they fell sleep in each others
>arms. Exhausted,
>Felicia finally fell asleep as well. </i>
>
>Awww. Scatting in to the sunset. How darling!

NOOOOOooooooo . . .

I've loved that movie ever since I was NINE! WHYYYYY?!?

That "bi-sexual pain slut" line was pretty funny, though.

*gathers yokels with torches and pitchforks to storm Greyarchive*

--osl

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Replies:

Brings up a good question: where are a mermaid's reproductive organs? I mean, they've got *fish tails!* Do they reproduce like fish? (NT) -- Trista, going crazy, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:19:12
- Piers Anthony -- Rubyfire, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:42:04
  - Darn it! Now I'm going to sit around thinking about that when I should be sleeping. :P (NT) -- Trista, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:29:04
    - That's not a belly button! (NT) -- Disturbed, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:36:55
- Please, that was a question I didn't need to consider. Are mermaid babies like dolphin calves (swim & milk or die)? (NT) -- JAL, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:34:56
I hereby declare ohsolurid's eyes and brain born-again virgins. Amen. -- Asp, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 1:40:11

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