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Date Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 2:23:56
Author: Asp
Subject: Re: Troll Toll -- and WHAT a toll: Michael Jackson fanfic porn. Abandon all hope . . .
In reply to: ohsolurid 's message, "Troll Toll -- and WHAT a toll: Michael Jackson fanfic porn. Abandon all hope . . ." on Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:35:13

>Why did I google for this? Why? Am I truly so
>masochistic? Did I actually ignore the claxons
>ringing in the depths of my soul, warning me that the
>idea of a naked and sexually aroused Michael Jackson
>*may* just cause my brain to liquify and ooze down my
>spinal column and out of my ass?
>

I've asked myself <i>very</i> similar questions about five times tonight. And each time, curiosity (and masochism) have gotten the better of me.

>Oh God, oh God, I'm gonna . . .
>BLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRGH!
>

I did quite a bit of that, as well.

>Or maybe I'll just laugh really really hard.
>

I laughed. Until I cried, actually. Especially at this part:

<i>Always finish what you stahart . . .! A small, sing-songy voice in the back of his head reminded him, and, before he could stop it, a follow-up question flew out of his mouth:

“If I asked you, would you give me a hand job?”

Okay, that´s it! I´m leaving! You´re on your own! He could almost here the door slam shut as his common decency left the building.</i>

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  • There's no way in hell I'm reading that story.... -- Black Pearl, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 10:29:02



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