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Date Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:35:13
Author: ohsolurid
Subject: Troll Toll -- and WHAT a toll: Michael Jackson fanfic porn. Abandon all hope . . .

Why did I google for this? Why? Am I truly so masochistic? Did I actually ignore the claxons ringing in the depths of my soul, warning me that the idea of a naked and sexually aroused Michael Jackson *may* just cause my brain to liquify and ooze down my spinal column and out of my ass?

Yep.

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<i>She reached down, and slowly opened his pants, freeing him. She stroked him just hard enough for him to feel it, and no more. He clutched the material beneath arched up the second he felt the contact, and groaned loudly when she removed her hand.

�Please . . .� He breathed.

�Please what?

�Touch me� He gasped �Please touch me�

�Oh God� He moaned loudly when she took hold of him with both hands, and began to stroke him hard and fast. It felt so good . . . so good, he didn�t ever want it to stop, but he had to, he had to rock his hips into her hands, had to. . .

�Oh, oh God I�m, ooh, I�m gonna. . . � He wanted to, but he just couldn�t hold it back any more, he just couldn�t. . . He came hard and fast in her hands, making a noise that sounded most of all like a cross between a moan, groan and a scream as he did so.</i>

Oh God, oh God, I'm gonna . . . BLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRGH!

Or maybe I'll just laugh really really hard.

--osl

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Isn't he supposed to grab his *own* crotch? -- Tilly, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:47:32
Those are called 'tabloids'... -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:48:07
- Yay! I managed to squick Heywood! -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:54:52
  - Yay? Do you know how depraved something has to be to do that? -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:37:45
Re: Troll Toll -- and WHAT a toll: Michael Jackson fanfic porn. Abandon all hope . . . -- Asp, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 2:23:56
There's no way in hell I'm reading that story.... -- Black Pearl, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 10:29:02

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