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Date Posted: Tue, Nov 11 2003, 19:29:15
Author: ohsolurid
Subject: Anybody up for a badfic Round-Robin?

I'm just in the mood for some sillyness, and it's something to draw some attention away from the trolls. I think my IQ dropped into the double digits as I was typing this. Now you all get to share in the <strike>intense screaming agony</strike> hilarity.

Oradellica Amberjade Starvixen espied the burgeoning planet Namek from her volitant space pod, tossing her striking golden crimson-flecked ocular organs to the green and oscillating spheroid allencompassing her vision. She cast out her senses, feeling for a familiar ki � HAI! he was there, and her tail tightend around her statuesque waste with the sensations thrmming through her that she had found him, Vegeta, prince of the sayins. And her long lost brother.

On the planet with its green monolithic sky and lolipop trees (A/N I don�t know what kind of trees they are but they look like lolipops so that�s what I�ll call them ^_^) �Dellica landed and sought out the sayjin potentate. Suddenly, the heavens turned black as a feculent night, as if Mother sky, the weighty goddess who had chosen her for this task ever vital, had drunk her foul fill of smoke from a million coal factories. A corruscating voice trickled over her discomposed brain like bells over a gravel road:

*/^*/^It is the Dragon, my child. They have summoned thedragon! Hurry with greatest speed and haste and make your wish!!!!! */^*/^

�HAI mother sky, I will rage my fastest to do your bidding!� Amber (A/N I don�t know if I should call her �Dellica, Amber or Star LOL! I like them all but what do you think?email me and let me know!!!!!!) flew hard and fast, finally reached the place where the the Dragon was, circumnavigating in the lightning hewn atmosphere like a great obdurating lizard of prey. �Vegeta is there to� she says to herself as she landed, her nervousness like a garrotte within her. He was standing next to a little boy with black hair wearing some raiment of blue jumpsuit, and a short bald man. �Little brother� she promulgated to the stocky alien warrior for whome she had held in her arms so long ago. �It is I, your sister. I was shewn the future by the Sky godess, and in it is your death by freeza. I have come to defeat the vile dominator, but first I must make a wish.....�

In the pools of her mind Starvixen recited the secret words to comand the wish. She should not have know the enigmatically challenged incantation, in the language of the habituaries of planet namek, but they came to her as if placed there by the goddess herself. And they were.

~>~>~>O great and magnanimous dragon, hear my wish�..~>~>~>

The dragon heard and gave benefaction, for he knew of her mission, as did all members of the firmament of supernatural beings. Starvixen was known and blessed. �YOUR WIHS IS GRANTED� he sundered mightly.

She percepted a golden shower around her, an obsfucation of light as her wish carried her away. In her mind�s eye, she saw as through smouldered glass visions of a land of elves and walking trees and wizards on white horses, and of a young man, swift and resplendent, he of the bow and sunkissed hair, a face she had seen in her dreams . . .

Next?

--osl

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�YOUR WIHS IS GRANTED� Sounds like a new cheese "She percepted a golden shower around her" A fetish girl huh? ^_^ -- Snorkle, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 19:52:34
I know nothing about DBZ and don't like LOTR. I am a perfect candidate for writing the next part. -- Burrowed Lurker, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 19:56:14
- Aaah, DAMMIT! You got there first. Nevermind. I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE! MUAH! MU.... ok, I'll go. (NT) (NT) -- The Sofa Of Death, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 20:05:50
- Re: I know nothing about DBZ and don't like LOTR. I am a perfect candidate for writing the next part. -- The Sofa Of Death, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 20:14:22
  - Re: I know nothing about DBZ and don't like LOTR. I am a perfect candidate for writing the next part. -- ohsolurid, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 20:36:03
    - Re: I know nothing about DBZ and don't like LOTR. I am a perfect candidate for writing the next part. -- Knight Random, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 21:15:35
      - Re: I know nothing about DBZ and don't like LOTR. I am a perfect candidate for writing the next part. -- Marvin, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 22:08:17
        no title cuz i can't thinkl of one1 -- Marvin, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 1:02:50
Re: Anybody up for a badfic Round-Robin? -- The Sofa Of Death, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 20:03:28

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