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Date Posted: Wed, Nov 12 2003, 0:27:43
Author: Heywood
Subject: Re: Nah.
In reply to: Heywood 's message, "Re: Nah." on Wed, Nov 12 2003, 0:05:33


The anakim is addicted to vaginal or penile carrion. Once per week, the anakim has the urge to kill the first member of the opposite sex in sight and feed on the previously stated remains.

The anakim causes humans within 1 foot to desire anal sex according to their sexuality.

The anakim has blood for sexual fluid, causing a penalty of 1d10 to the Sexual Adeptness Skill. If male, then the anakim ejaculates blood. If female, then blood is the lubricating vaginal fluid all month long. 
 o_O? Wouldn't it be anemic or dizzy as hell?

The anakim may cast Seal Orifice once per day.

The anakim may fart loud as thunder. All creatures within a 10-feet radius of this anakim, except the anakim, automatically take 1d4 sonic damage and are stunned for 1 round


Oh, this is definitely going to be funny... And I'm barely scratching it so far.

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