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Date Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2003, 3:34:09
Author: Heywood
Subject: Here, present. Oh lord, I know I shouldn't eat thee, but...

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So this is a fifteen-year-old amazon screwing an elf who's repeatedly referred to as either nine or six, depending on the chapter. Ohhh... now this is one of those fics that can squick me, and not for the obvious reasons.

"and licked her hard 0 nipple"
Is that like 000 nipple? I'm having visions of loading nipple shells into a shotgun...

"held he's head"
Somewhere, the founders of English are exceeding 5,000RPM.

". He Pressed his head against one of her boobs and bit, causing her to gasp with pleasure."
Ouch...
Oh dear god, later on, she _"chewed"_ on him while giving him a blowjob... (unpronounceable facial expression, followed by several others)

"She began to pump him in and out of her breasts"
Breast penetration?

So she lets out a belch after sucking him down? I have this image of elf semen being carbonated now... get it off! Arrrrgh...

Oh god, there's MORE....

"She jerked him off for 10 mins of constant cuming" Not only that, she's quite adept at licking herself...
" For 2 hours she sucked and jerked him off, him moaning from cuming constantly. It seemed elves made sperm quickly not able to be emptied. She sucked for another 30 mins, then decided to give him a rest. Her stomach was so full she felt like the great feast had just occured

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*laughs hysterically* -- LbN, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:32:43

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