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Date Posted: 11:57:25 05/13/02 Mon
Author: The Usual Suspect
Author Host/IP: 195.38.93.131
Subject: Top 3 post-pub munchies

Forget your marmite smeared like car-oil onto the crust off a manky loaf of bread.

Margarine, full of crumbs, that shines, illuminated like a budgies underpants on a day off. No thanks.

Today's piss-head needs a full range of skills with which to impress and to that end I hereby present my top 3 nose-bags for that difficult 12 o'clock, co-ordination challenged hour of the evening. Even Blakey, whilst trying to disengage himself from a see-through pair of trump smelling nans pants could manage these.

1) Nachos - Tortilla chips laid out in a bowl, covered in chees, spring onion and chilli. Baked in the oven for 10 minutes then smeared with Salsa. Fucking lush.

2) Spanish Omelette - Fry up mushrooms, peppers, ham and stuff. Mix up 2 eggs and pour over assorted fridge debris. Sooper.

3) Bacon crisp sandwich. Take bag of crisps, pour onto slice of bread. Apply top layer, then cut in half. The original French recipe requires Ketchup, but it's optional.

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[> 4) chips- turn pan on - mmm- bit tired - snore phew snore phew - smoke inhalation - loss of house - humiliating exit carried naked and retching out the door by a woman firefighter. -- Pisshead, 12:02:00 05/13/02 Mon (146.176.162.14)


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[> Nachos? Poof -- Windsor Davies, 12:18:15 05/13/02 Mon (152.105.146.40)


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[> Cheese on toast. An original classic, with a hint of Pisshead Roulette thrown in for entertainment by the cheese knife. -- OMP, 12:45:33 05/13/02 Mon (193.133.143.241)


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[> Kwik Save used to do them really hot chicken drumstick things that used to cook in about 15 minutes. Marvellous. Not seen 'em for quite a while though. -- BG, 12:53:21 05/13/02 Mon (195.195.249.9)


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[> [> Probs due to the fact that you missed your mouth when eating them and burned both eyes out -- Warwick Willy, 16:55:46 05/13/02 Mon (63.89.120.133)


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