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• Heh! (NT) -- Blakey, 14:39:17 06/05/02 Wed
  • Re: IS THE GAME OFFICIALLY OVER. A SIMPLE YES OR NO WILL SUFFICE. (NT) -- Jet Moses, 14:40:50 06/05/02 Wed
    • http://www.btinternet.com/~e.veitch/flash/cliff_and_di_singing.swf (NT) -- v, 14:42:33 06/05/02 Wed
      • If your boss isn't too liberal, I'd turn it down a bit (NT) -- v, 14:43:04 06/05/02 Wed
    • Is this an imposter or what? Its a fucking group stage so a draw is a draw. The game is over hence the cameras stopping showing the match etc and the final whistle being blown. Jesus! (NT) -- Blakey, 14:45:56 06/05/02 Wed
      • Simster...Is *this* ironic? Blakey is implying that somebody *else* is "thick". (NT) -- Charlie Vike, 15:45:48 06/05/02 Wed
        • Dunno what it has to do with Simster but anyone who cant tell if a match is over is as thick as dog shite. Coupled with the fact that Anericans are thick anyway! (NT) -- Blakey, 16:49:15 06/05/02 Wed
          • nerner-nerner-ner..Anerica! nerner-nerner-ner...Anerica! (NT) -- ooh...unfortunate, 17:01:00 06/05/02 Wed
          • Blakey, you bring new depth and meaning to "dumb ass". Congratulations. Did you ever ponder whether Jet was asking the question *before* the match was over? (NT) -- Charlie Vike, 17:24:12 06/05/02 Wed
            • At 2.33? Stick that up your pipe and smoke it!!! (NT) -- Blakey, 17:29:37 06/05/02 Wed
              • In case thats too difficult for you then I shall explain. The game was over at 2.33pm so your point is totally wrong. Thick american bastard! Killed any more of your own men yet? (NT) -- Blakey, 17:33:00 06/05/02 Wed
                • "your own men"??? (NT) -- Blakey, 17:38:01 06/05/02 Wed
                • I haven't killed anybody yet today. It's only noon though. BTW, your angry responses don't mask your obvious lack of intellect. You're a walking punch-line. (NT) -- Charlie Vike, 18:07:15 06/05/02 Wed
                  • So what evidence do you have that I lack intellect? If your goign to refer to my spelling-sorry but thats just cos of how i type and cant be arsed correcting it. Refer to my GCSE and A Level scores maybe? Well 6 B's and 4 C's. Predicted BCC in my A levels. Errr IQ tests posted on this board? Well my score was above average on each one. Im dying to know how you think I lack intellect! (NT) -- Blakey, 18:12:35 06/05/02 Wed
                    • Give it a rest you dull twat. (NT) -- 3 Lions, 18:16:27 06/05/02 Wed
                    • I've performed an in-depth study of you and your intellect. I've interviewed members of your family, and each and every teacher you've had through the years. I've read all your homework, reviewed your exams and have a copy of your IQ test. I even wrote a book on the subject entitled "Blakey is a Dumb Shit". The conclusion I've reached (and it's the consensus of your family and teachers) is that you, Blakey, are "thick". Sorry, pal. (NT) -- Charlie Vike, 18:20:21 06/05/02 Wed
                      • So no evidence at all. Cant make points without backing them up. Unlucky. (NT) -- Blakey, 18:23:18 06/05/02 Wed
                        • Case-in-point. If you only read your posts through everyone else's eyes............. (NT) -- Charlie Vike, 18:26:27 06/05/02 Wed
                          • What a shite argument you put across. 1-0 to me I think. Go and eat ya corn dogs and be quiet. (NT) -- Blakey, 18:37:34 06/05/02 Wed
                            • Your posts *are* my argument. {*flashing 'V' sign while bowing to fans*}. Thanks for being *you*, Blakey. (NT) -- Charlie Vike, 18:42:44 06/05/02 Wed
                              • Lewis or Tyson, Charlie? (NT) -- AD, 18:58:41 06/05/02 Wed
                                • That's a tough one. If (a big if) Tyson hasn't lost the psychopathic edge, and lands a right hook early, Lewis is in trouble. If it goes the distance, Lewis wins. (NT) -- Charlie Vike, 20:55:15 06/05/02 Wed
        • Take a chill pill Chuck. Board invasions and taking the piss out of burger munchin', NASCAR diggin' boob-jobs is soooooo 2000. (NT) -- Simster, 18:00:43 06/05/02 Wed
          • You see, Simster...we don't understand one another. You think I can't spot "irony", and you can't tell when I'm just having a little fun. I'm not angry with Blakey or you. (NT) -- Charlie Vike, 18:10:41 06/05/02 Wed
• Fokken-sie auf, nein-Bundesliga scheitt. (NT) -- ., 17:02:21 06/05/02 Wed
  • arf arf arf arf (NT) -- v, 19:38:26 06/05/02 Wed

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• Have It!! (NT) -- PK, 14:33:50 06/05/02 Wed
• Re: Krauts 1 Ireland 1 -- Jet Moses, 14:34:23 06/05/02 Wed
  • Re: Is that the final> No overtime??? (NT) -- Jet Moses, 14:36:03 06/05/02 Wed
• Certainly do. Shit beer, not bad pub food, but the only non-poncey @venue/Caprice/Ritz/Petrus type hole to get a beer. I assume you're not far away yourself then? (NT) -- OMP, 16:42:51 06/05/02 Wed
  • when I say "only", I do of course mean "in that direction". Better are the Red Lion in Crown Passage (Back to your room, Blakey) and the Golden Lion at the bottom of Duke Street. Both much better beer. And the Davy's is shit too. (NT) -- OMP, 16:53:56 06/05/02 Wed
    • "back passage"??? (NT) -- Blakey, 16:56:27 06/05/02 Wed
    • I work on King St so Golden Lion, Red Lion, Walkers, Blue Posts, Davy's etc are all on the doorstep. Walkers is my favorite of the lot but theyr'e not showing footy so Blue Posts has become by regular for the world cup. (NT) -- Shrew, 09:38:18 06/06/02 Thu
      • I smell beer. (NT) -- OMP, 10:39:09 06/06/02 Thu
        • Smell my cheese. (NT) -- Alan Partridge, 11:09:21 06/06/02 Thu

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• and you're the gobshite who wants to remove all other posts that you consider to be "crap"? Fuck off you boring twat. (NT) -- Gaz Shayman, 14:11:35 06/05/02 Wed
• You're 'avin' a Steffi aintchya ? (NT) -- Casual Tony, 14:24:32 06/05/02 Wed

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• Portugal?... PS. Whoos thees nu fcukin speelchecker kid onn the blok thene?... (NT) -- S(dS), 12:20:35 06/05/02 Wed
  • I dont know - someone from my workplace looking at the IP. (NT) -- Roary, 12:29:53 06/05/02 Wed
• we wanted him last season and u got him and we wanted dudfield but u got him too, we tricked you with fatboy williams, we got jamie burt and glynn hurst....we are pissing ourselves. oh and thanks for signing ashbee too, thought we were stuck with another cunt for a moment then! (NT) -- Spireite Ste, 12:56:33 06/05/02 Wed
  • Whats Jamie Burt like? We nearly had him before you stole him. (NT) -- Blakey, 14:10:17 06/05/02 Wed
    • Chesterfield? Stealing players? Get away, you'll be telling us they gave him a lesser contract at first to get him on a cheap from a tribunal, before upping the contract at a later date. Oh. (NT) -- Roary, 14:31:22 06/05/02 Wed
• Ze Germans 1 Oirish 0. (NT) -- OD, 12:59:23 06/05/02 Wed
  • And Robbie Keane 'bangs one in' (cue Blakeys) to salvage a late draw for the Oirish! (NT) -- Roary, 14:29:59 06/05/02 Wed

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• Spoke to soon-3-1 now. (NT) -- Blakey, 10:39:10 06/05/02 Wed
  • Best 45 minutes of the tournament so far. Three slack pieces of Portugese defending, but 2 of the American goals were superbly executed. The marking for their third goal in particular was shocking but what a cross from the guy on the right and Houchen-esque header. Since Portugal scored they've looked a different class. The game is turning into a classic and if the US wins then that group is wide open.. (NT) -- Simster, 10:53:58 06/05/02 Wed
    • Did anyone see Mark Wright doing his Tommy Englishman impression on Sky Sports last night? His blueprint for the Argentina game is to "get amongst them" and "get the ball in the mixer quickly". Ginger twat. (NT) -- BN, 11:22:06 06/05/02 Wed
      • Wot we need is a bit of british bulldog spirit innit? Who cares about these fancy forenners and their ways. You dont need taktics if yor good enoughb at football and the lads will have three lions on their shirts and that'll be all they need. GEEZER! (NT) -- Cockney Wankaaaaaaaaaaa, 12:28:19 06/05/02 Wed
        • Knees ap Mavver Braahn! Knees ap Mavver Braahn! Doin' the Lambeff Walk - oi! Gor blimey, the lads will take bulldog inspiration from yesterdays jubilee when a million cockernees turned up to greet the majesty the queen! Brought a tear to my eye! (NT) -- Pearly King of Shit Street, Stepney, 12:30:27 06/05/02 Wed
          • Oi! Blimey, oo's being cheeky 'ere' then -> http://www.grainger.de/dbe/sbs/pub007.html (NT) -- Pearly King, 12:32:46 06/05/02 Wed
          • Awwight laaaads.. Off daahn the owd boooozer are ya. Pukka.. I'wm a cockernee like you.. (NT) -- Jamie Oliver, Berkshire, 12:33:48 06/05/02 Wed
      • We also have to concentrate on playing "our game" and not get sucked into a foreign passing style. Ginger non league cunt. (NT) -- BN, 12:43:30 06/05/02 Wed
• 3-2 now. (NT) -- Blakey, 11:29:01 06/05/02 Wed
• Re: USA wins! Wow! They should beat Poland, but South Korea will be tough (with the hometown crowd and you know the refs will be on their side, too) (NT) -- Jet Moses, 12:17:12 06/05/02 Wed
  • SHNICK PEEBLES (NT) -- WARP, 23:01:57 06/05/02 Wed

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• http://b3ta.com/jailbaitorlegal/# (NT) -- ., 10:18:07 06/05/02 Wed
  • Only 7/16. This would concern me if I could actually get anything under 42 to fancy me. (NT) -- OMP, 10:24:06 06/05/02 Wed
  • 12/16. (NT) -- OD, 11:37:14 06/05/02 Wed
  • 10/16. Oh well. (NT) -- R, 12:23:03 06/05/02 Wed
• Yeah it did, the other 4 teams won though. Just my luck-the favourites getting beat off some unknown shite. (NT) -- Blakey, 10:18:36 06/05/02 Wed
  • So now do you understand why I suggested splitting the stake up and doing the singles??? (NT) -- Sanjak, 10:20:41 06/05/02 Wed
    • Yeah but you dont get through life without taking risks. Most my accumalotors come off as my current one looks like doing. (NT) -- Blakey, 10:22:35 06/05/02 Wed

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• That's sceptics. Why don't you learn to spell for once. (NT) -- Spell Checker, 10:09:03 06/05/02 Wed
  • No it septics. Kindly fuck off (NT) -- Blakey, 10:10:07 06/05/02 Wed
    • Well in, Blakey. We're with you on this. (NT) -- OMP, 10:12:07 06/05/02 Wed
      • Inside proves what a thick cunt Blakey is. 'it septics'? -- Spell Checker, 10:56:33 06/05/02 Wed
        • They are apostrophes not speech marks, unlucky. (NT) -- Blakey, 11:00:52 06/05/02 Wed
          • What the fuck are you blabbering about now? (NT) -- Spell Checker, 11:09:09 06/05/02 Wed
            • Yuor pedantry, persistance, offensiveness and general arseness (go on, I dare you, look it up) are setting you upon a pedestal normally reserved for my other true heros, such as Roy Keane, Giles Brandreth and that blond, public schoolboy antiques critic - turned cock in a frock. (NT) -- OMP, 11:22:24 06/05/02 Wed
              • Hell of a start! (NT) -- Blakey, 11:23:16 06/05/02 Wed
              • Bugger off, nobody asked you. (NT) -- Spell Checker, 11:39:05 06/05/02 Wed
                • My dog's got dyslexia. How does he spell? Terrible. Haha. I thank you. (NT) -- The still-warm fez of the late Tommy Cooper, 11:45:10 06/05/02 Wed
• 2-0 now. (NT) -- Blakey, 10:32:57 06/05/02 Wed

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• Rivaldo: what a pathetic decision by FIFA. $6,000 is really going to stop him doing it again isn't it. Fucking pathetic spineless decision by FIFA - thought they were cracking down? Surely only a ban is going to stop this?? (NT) -- OD, 09:22:40 06/05/02 Wed

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• I agree mate. I believe now is the time that the messageboard moved onwards and upwards which means the only solution to this is Members only . It can work and although it may put off some posters it is the only way to get rid of the imposters. (NT) -- Ted CUFC, 21:03:08 06/04/02 Tue
  • I remember people being banned from here so why not just do that?? I wouldn't mind but these people pretending to be someone else just aren't even funny. Ricko's still about but had to adopt a new name as the imposter was stalking him to epic propotions, he or she used to follow him round other boards, who has the time or the mentality to do that?? Lets start banning the annoying little pricks and make sure they have to ask to get back on, or just make it a members only board!! (NT) -- Ali, 21:17:58 06/04/02 Tue
    • One of these days I'll check for spelling mistakes before posting, well maybe not!! (NT) -- Ali, 21:20:09 06/04/02 Tue
    • Do you know what the policy is for banning users ? Are the mod's banning people and then releasing the ban at a later date ? Whats the score ? (NT) -- PORBC, 21:20:57 06/04/02 Tue
• I agee. Why can't they just be banned? And if they can't - why don't we try a new forum host? (NT) -- another irregular regular, 21:43:16 06/04/02 Tue
• I think the solution is to go to one of those network 54 boards where you can register a name, but you don't have to be registred to post (NT) -- The Dale, 21:49:21 06/04/02 Tue
• The ever-popular (and very witty and in no way sexually-frustrated socially inadequate) Mr M has had one IP address banned today, but appears to be using IP masking, which makes it pretty difficult to keep up with. ISPs are notoriously apathetic about actually taking action against abusive users - BT Openworld are especially half-arsed. In short - Network 54 might be the way to go. (NT) -- AD, 23:11:32 06/04/02 Tue
  • Fair enough - if there are twats out there sad enough to use IP masking just to irritate a messageboard then Network 54 seems to be the obvious solution, but I've heard the name mentioned here before and there hasn't been any hint of a move - does it have any serious drawbacks? (NT) -- Pat_M, 00:29:53 06/05/02 Wed
    • Yup, you have to read each thread individually - waaaaay too much hassle for thos of us attempting to feign work. (NT) -- OD, 08:27:51 06/05/02 Wed
• Re: This board -- Jet Moses, 03:14:28 06/05/02 Wed
• They coudl simply delete the messages as they appear which would mean the twat gave up. Of course they could do with moderators who are on the board for more than 10 minutes a day! Ive said all along-make me a moderator as I reckon i view thsi board more than anyone and il delete all the crap. (NT) -- Blakey, 09:23:02 06/05/02 Wed
• Perhaps its a moderator who's doing it. Just a thought. (NT) -- JtM, 19:25:57 06/05/02 Wed

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• Somehow i think your an imposter also - When will this all stop ?, it's getting tiresome now. (NT) -- Ted_cufc, 20:59:17 06/04/02 Tue

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• what a load of shit. (NT) -- PCR, 18:48:10 06/04/02 Tue
• You were doing well until that last bit and then we realised that you were yet another imposter. (NT) -- JtM, 19:42:56 06/04/02 Tue
  • What pisses me off the most is the ignorant cunts who post a load of personal abuse because they don't even realise it's an imposter. (NT) -- Nick Harrison, 19:49:31 06/04/02 Tue
    • fuck off you clit (NT) -- Mr M, 19:54:51 06/04/02 Tue
      • And who the fuck are you?? Howay tell us. Dare you. (NT) -- Nick Harrison, 20:00:02 06/04/02 Tue

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• Heh. Both. (NT) -- OMP, 11:27:22 06/05/02 Wed

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• After giving this a lot of thought........... Green! (NT) -- Man caught in a Macclesfield shirt with his penis in a goat's arse, 16:09:14 06/04/02 Tue
• fuck off you non league shite (NT) -- anti-macclesfield, 16:15:58 06/04/02 Tue
• e) Tyldesley is the most pompous hatstand I've ever heard. He's described Wiltord as "moaning like Billy-O" and Michael Ballack as "being a little difficult..especially in the queue for the mirror". Get into the modern world you moron, nobody talks like that anymore. And Andy Townsend, Jimmy Hasselbaink and Mark Lawrenson are also abysmal. They should get some of the football Italia team involved, especially James Richardson. "Goals coming as thick and fast as Atomic Kitten on Concorde." Quality (NT) -- Jesus Quintana, 18:01:55 06/04/02 Tue

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• Says the bloke who calls himself 'AD' (NT) -- Mr M, 15:25:41 06/04/02 Tue
  • Says....ah, never mind. Simple minds tire easily. (NT) -- AD, 15:41:12 06/04/02 Tue
    • It's my age. (NT) -- Jim Kerr, 16:43:18 06/04/02 Tue
  • And supports a fucking joke called Hull (NT) -- Twat spotter General, 16:06:39 06/04/02 Tue
    • And who are your joke team? (NT) -- AD, 16:07:53 06/04/02 Tue
      • The Washington Red Sox (NT) -- Twat Spotter General, 16:10:50 06/04/02 Tue
• Re: I like the trumpet playing and singing the most. Oh yeah, I also like when Japanese and/or Korean locals dress up like they are rooting for Germany or Sweden. It's funny. (NT) -- Jet Moses, 15:36:07 06/04/02 Tue
• says the man who rates Ericson and his shambolic England team and thinks Venables was a poor coach. aaahahhahahahhhrhrhrhrhrrhhahhahahahahahahhrhrhrhrhrhhrhrhh wankahahahahhahahahahahaha (NT) -- PCR, 16:15:11 06/04/02 Tue

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• France = Good. Argentina =Good. Brazil = Good. England = Shit...................You get the idea now ? (NT) -- OD, 08:51:23 06/04/02 Tue
  • Actuall, only Argentina = good in my opinion. France over-rated, Brasil lucky yesterday but will improves, England must improve or will not progress. (NT) -- OD, 09:14:22 06/04/02 Tue
    • Sorry, Italy = good also. (NT) -- OD, 09:14:57 06/04/02 Tue
    • Brazil wern't lucky. They played well against a very good team - don't try and fucking kid yourselves - Turkey would beat England. And you muppets don't seem to understand the concept of the group system. Brazils next 2 games are against Costa Rica and China. We have to play Argentina and Nigeria. If you think we have just as much chance as them you must be a fucking retard. (NT) -- @, 10:46:53 06/04/02 Tue
      • So, you're right & I'm wrong? OK, glad we had such a reasoned a discussion about it. (NT) -- OD, 10:55:25 06/04/02 Tue
        • Fucking deal with it (NT) -- @, 11:35:40 06/04/02 Tue
          • OK, but you really should get out more if threatening people anonymously is the best hobby you can come up with. (NT) -- OD, 11:48:42 06/04/02 Tue
        • hehehe you sound like a little boy who has lost an argument about who is better 'Hulk Hogan' or 'The Ultimate Warrior'.....hehehehe what a child ! (NT) -- Mr M, 13:14:00 06/04/02 Tue
          • You're my hero. (NT) -- OD, 16:41:00 06/04/02 Tue
            • I just thought he was a cunt! (NT) -- @@@, 18:32:33 06/04/02 Tue
• Argentina won easily against Nigeria and Brazil looked very good against a good side. You just spout a load of anti-man utd shit and you sound like a fucking 10 year old child. fuck off. (NT) -- keegan is an idiot, 10:40:58 06/04/02 Tue
  • What anti-Man United shit? There was none in that post. (NT) -- Tommy the Silkman, 09:29:42 06/05/02 Wed
• Where is that bagpuss when you need it..................yawn (NT) -- Ronaldo, 10:44:20 06/04/02 Tue
  • Sorry, my mistake... England are fucking wank and shouldn't even have got to the finals....... (NT) -- Tommy the Silkman, 11:01:40 06/04/02 Tue
    • yes thats right. now fuck off you faggot. (NT) -- @, 12:16:02 06/04/02 Tue
• If we beat the Argies, people will think we are world beaters again. The press just jump on the band wagon of public opinion. Yes we were bad against the Swedes (who are unbeaten in 18 games by the way), but we may do well next time out. We were shit against Ireland in the opening game in Italia 90, but we got to the semis. (NT) -- JtM, 12:02:00 06/04/02 Tue
  • You fucking numskull in Italia '90 we didn't have Nigeria and Argetina to play did we ...............fucking DID WE. ?..............Face you bunch of faggots, as a footy team we are shite ! (NT) -- Mr M, 13:06:55 06/04/02 Tue
    • No we had Ireland and Holland you knobber ! Mind you, i bet you were still an embryo then! (NT) -- JtM, 19:47:33 06/04/02 Tue
      • wrong. holland and egypt. so go fuck yourself you non league clever cunt. (NT) -- 143, 21:41:10 06/04/02 Tue
  • They're not, they lost to Paraguay recently. (NT) -- Hoof It, 13:07:52 06/04/02 Tue

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• We had a mention in the Argy/Nigeria match and also in one of the warm up games Joe Cole played. (NT) -- Tommy the Silkman, 01:47:53 06/04/02 Tue
• Yes. France v Senegal (NT) -- JtM, 12:03:14 06/04/02 Tue
  • Nuneaton, Yeovil, Scarboro', Macclesfield, Kidderminster: Is there some kind of rule that states that only fans of non-league clubs must travel to Japan/S.Korea? (NT) -- Hoof It, 13:26:46 06/04/02 Tue
    • only fannies ? (NT) -- Blakey, 15:03:23 06/04/02 Tue
      • FUCK OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING ARSEHOLE. (NT) -- FUCK OFF BLAK CUNT, 15:21:23 06/04/02 Tue
        • FUCK OFF ? (NT) -- Blakey, 15:27:58 06/04/02 Tue
• fucking non league cunts. stay on your own forums you non league shit. (NT) -- fuck off non league, 19:36:32 06/04/02 Tue

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• In fact just check out www.rathergood.com in general. Quality site-the destiny child one is good! (NT) -- Blakey, 23:02:06 06/03/02 Mon
• fuck off you tosser (NT) -- <>, 23:44:18 06/03/02 Mon

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• Hi Nick, did you ever sort out your problem ? - See inside for further details of what i mean. (NT) -- NP, 23:10:33 06/03/02 Mon
  • Oops 'spose i better post it this time..... :-) -- NP, 23:11:41 06/03/02 Mon
• what the fuck are on about tUS? (NT) -- <>, 23:41:05 06/03/02 Mon
• We have no need to watch a Third Division match to see long ball football, all we have to do is turn on our TV's at 12.30pm on Friday to see Sven's latest attempt to re-create the halcyon days of Graham Taylor (NT) -- Hoof It, 00:03:47 06/04/02 Tue
• If you really believe all that shit why don't you have the bottle to use your own name? Fucking arsehole. (NT) -- @, 10:43:00 06/04/02 Tue
  • so @ is your name then (NT) -- ?/, 10:46:50 06/04/02 Tue
    • Yes. I have been posting using @ for a while now. Just as Nick Picering has posted as The Usual Suspect or tUS. Unless of course he is impostering someone or posting "controversial" stuff when he uses aliases (like he has at the top of this thread). Now you fuck off. (NT) -- @, 10:50:12 06/04/02 Tue
    • and yours is ?/ is it ?...........Is it fuck !! (NT) -- Mr M (and before you fucking ask....YES it fucking is), 13:08:24 06/04/02 Tue

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• hear hear , (NT) -- England supporter, 22:16:52 06/03/02 Mon

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• For fucking fucks sake, YOU ARE NOT A HIPPY. Just fuck off with you Mickey Mouse drug exploits, no one gives a flying shite.............fucking shandy cunt (NT) -- Mr Markes, 19:53:47 06/03/02 Mon
• If I read one more message from this twat showing off about smoking drugs I will go up to Hartlepool and fucking kill the cunt. What an absolute student wanker. (NT) -- Bob, 20:42:21 06/03/02 Mon
  • Pretty sure it aint the real Nick. Think he posted about drugs once and all the rest have been imposters. Quiet boring really. (NT) -- Blakey, 20:49:40 06/03/02 Mon
    • It fucking is him Its his IP address and last week he was posting stuff about drug tests using a different name. The lad sounds like a real fucking wanker. (NT) -- Bob, 21:21:14 06/03/02 Mon
      • Apoligies then. (NT) -- Blakey, 21:23:43 06/03/02 Mon
      • Of course it's not you prick. How fucking boring is this imposter shit? What a absolute fucking cunt .....fuck off!!!! (NT) -- TWAAAAAAAAAAAAT, 23:15:39 06/03/02 Mon
• Arrrggg YOU FUCKNG BORING CUNT..............*shakes head in despair*....................Just who are you trying to impress Nick ?, its the 21st Century and we all have bigger fish to fry.....no really cares about you and your pot (NT) -- Colin, 20:56:34 06/03/02 Mon

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• Where is that Bagpuss when you need it.............you are one boring cunt. (NT) -- Ronaldo, 17:13:42 06/03/02 Mon
• What a pointless message - why don't you just fuck off. (NT) -- <>, 18:37:18 06/03/02 Mon
• Phew !!!....that took some fucking reading, and then what did you do ?............No c'mon tell me, i am really fucking interested.....Did you make a cup of tea ? (NT) -- Mr M, 20:06:01 06/03/02 Mon
• I bet you are not even married with kids anyway,I bet you are a sad cunt who sits at his computer all day wishing you weren't so FUCKING SAD. (NT) -- Billy Some Mates, 21:56:35 06/03/02 Mon
• Don't listen to them all. I think that you're lovely. (NT) -- Spireite Ste, 22:05:55 06/03/02 Mon

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• next you'll be saying bring back that clown Keegan...........you sir are a fool (NT) -- AD, 13:31:07 06/03/02 Mon
  • if u class keegan in the same bracket as venables then you've a lot to learn son. trust me. i know shit when i see it and england are going nowhere. apart from maybe equador and saudi arabia there has not been a worse team seen in the finals. i think you are the fool my friend and the countries reaction to the shit served up for breakfast on sunday proves it. (NT) -- falsgrave seadog, 13:47:21 06/03/02 Mon
    • It wasn't AD................. (NT) -- OD, 13:55:41 06/03/02 Mon
      • who the fuck are you? who asked for your opinion? fuck off. (NT) -- <>, 18:39:24 06/03/02 Mon
        • About as many people as asked for your opinion, Mr. no-name. (NT) -- OD, 08:17:31 06/04/02 Tue
      • Cheers Dave, good spot. (NT) -- AD, 15:12:00 06/04/02 Tue
    • Do you have commaphobia? (NT) -- Jean Brodie, 17:08:13 06/03/02 Mon
  • Venables is the best manager we've had recently. Keegan is a total cocksucker so i don't know what the fuck your on about. (NT) -- <>, 18:38:27 06/03/02 Mon
  • AD you are a knob of fucking titanic proportions. Do you really think Keegan is better than Ericson ?......for FUCKING FUCK SAKE, KEEGAN FUCKING RESIGNED FROM THE JOB, that curly grey haired cunt couldn't take the pressure. What does AD stand for ? 'A Dunce' no doubt............you fucking mong (NT) -- Mr M, 20:14:42 06/03/02 Mon
  • Venables was a good manager. (NT) -- Blakey, 20:47:02 06/03/02 Mon
    • wasnt me, but i agree anyway (NT) -- Blakey (The real one), 21:07:44 06/03/02 Mon

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• I thort the ref did well except the one mistake at the end which the linesman called. Must say i must have missed the second sending off!! Only saw Alpay go! (NT) -- Blakey, 12:01:03 06/03/02 Mon
• Cheating Brasilians more like! I always thought it was kicking the ball away that was a yello card offence, how long has returning it to the corner taker been a straight red? (NT) -- OD, 12:02:12 06/03/02 Mon
  • Just seen the second red. Classic reaction from Rivaldo!! (NT) -- Blakey, 12:06:09 06/03/02 Mon
  • To be fair Rivaldo's reaction was diabolical but fight fire with fire as my dad used to say, he wasn't the most successful fireman around!! (NT) -- Ali, 12:10:30 06/03/02 Mon
    • Rivaldo should be retrospectively banned if they're using video evidence after games; either that or join Equity. (NT) -- OD, 12:12:41 06/03/02 Mon
      • yeah he really hammed it up.........cheating scum (NT) -- Blakey, 12:19:48 06/03/02 Mon
        • Wasnt me. According to ITV-14million watched England which is 87% of the population. That aint right! (NT) -- Blakey, 12:21:45 06/03/02 Mon
          • 87% of the total viewing population probably. (NT) -- OD, 12:22:51 06/03/02 Mon
            • Italy are 2-0 up.... (NT) -- Blakey, 13:02:51 06/03/02 Mon
              • If your going to impersonate-then at least try to make it funny or something. (NT) -- Real Blakey, 14:25:14 06/03/02 Mon
                • Why do you bother Mr Imposter? If this is the World Cup how come all the countries arent in it? im sure there are more than 32 countries in the world. Does anyone know? (NT) -- Blakey *the real one*, 19:05:39 06/03/02 Mon
                  • Oh fuck off (NT) -- Blakey, 19:34:56 06/03/02 Mon
                    • Grow up you spotty herberts (NT) -- Real Blakey (100 %), 19:55:11 06/03/02 Mon

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• Wasnt me, and it wasn't even funny so there (NT) -- Blakey, 15:46:27 06/03/02 Mon
  • It was me but no it wasn't very funny. (NT) -- Blakey, 20:44:43 06/03/02 Mon

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• Yup. Bag of shite. The only positive thing I can see is that we played shite and still got a point (somehow); surely we can't play any worse can we? If we do against Argentina, the Saudis could have competition..... (NT) -- OD, 09:39:45 06/03/02 Mon
  • The second half was one of the worst England performances i have ever seen - why the long ball ? (NT) -- AD, 09:48:01 06/03/02 Mon
    • That was a rather pointless impersonation, Mr Imposter, though I agree with your point. (NT) -- AD, 09:54:48 06/03/02 Mon
    • Long ball?? (NT) -- Blakey, well not really!!, 11:59:21 06/03/02 Mon

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• Dave you can tell any Sweeds over there that they were utter crap. Its a good job they wern't playing the Saudi's or they whould have got a right Tommeying............ btw way Dave I understand in life thre are winners and losers but fvckin ell "Dale and England"............its not fair! (NT) -- kiwi, 09:09:47 06/03/02 Mon
  • I'm avoiding Swedes for the foreseeable future..... Dale & England could be worse, Ali springs to mind - Chester & Scotland!! (NT) -- OD, 09:25:13 06/03/02 Mon
    • Oi, City will be doing well this year, not sure about Scotland for the forseeable future though?? Mind you we'd have put up a better performance than some of those shite teams out there, Croatia, and the Saudis for a start and probably would have done just as well against the Swedes!! (NT) -- Ali, 09:30:44 06/03/02 Mon
      • But you just hammered a Hong Kong XI. Soccernets comments that the Saudis attacking made Stockport County look world class made me giggle. (NT) -- OD, 09:35:31 06/03/02 Mon
      • I'll still be avoiding the Swede, unless ofcouse Ulkrika happens to be in the pub tonight......well you would woudn't you ? (NT) -- OD, 09:46:44 06/03/02 Mon
        • Why bother with dull impostering.....? Where's the fun?? (NT) -- OD, 10:02:20 06/03/02 Mon
          • Just ignore him OD, he's quite obviously an idiot (NT) -- Blakey, 13:06:21 06/03/02 Mon
            • Not me but he is an idiot. (NT) -- Blakey, 14:25:56 06/03/02 Mon
        • You skinny ginger cunt. You've never shagged a woman in your life because you are too ugly and dull. so i dont know what you think you'd do with Ulrika. Sad twat. (NT) -- PCR, 19:07:49 06/03/02 Mon
        • heh and what are you gonna do with her ? Show her you Korea 2002 Panini Stickers ? (NT) -- Mr M, 20:00:09 06/03/02 Mon
          • Aye, I've got some swaps now. Is it half term then?? (NT) -- OD, 08:10:45 06/04/02 Tue

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• Jesus fucking christ man..its the middle of the world cup, and you, yer cunt are talking about Kidderminster, for fucks sake get off your fat arse and fucking do something you cunt (NT) -- Mr M, 20:04:31 06/03/02 Mon

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• hehehe that is why you work in a boring office and not as the England manager - you are an arse !................deal with it ! (NT) -- in the know, 13:58:03 06/02/02 Sun
• Heskey might have been shit but at least he's played in midfield before. You can't put Vassel there you fucking idiot - when has he ever played left midfield???. You sound exactly like one of the "johnny come latelys" who you're slagging off. Really we need to get rid of Ericson and his prehistoric long ball tactics. We missed Gary Neville desperatley. Hargreaves was poor for 70 minutes - lets hope Nicky Butt is back againat Argentina and at least that might free up Scholes. But like I say - if we play like Wimbledon circa 1985 then we may aswell have no midfielders. Ericson out. (NT) -- tactics, 18:38:23 06/02/02 Sun
  • When have any of the England players regularly played on the left of midfield? Joe Cole - No. Owen Hargreaves - No. Heskey - Sort of, but he's shit there. Paul Scholes - No. Ashley Cole - No. Wayne Bridge - No. Dyer - No. By your system, where only full-time left wingers can play left wing, we have nobody. Are you suggesting we don't bother with a left-winger? When Vassell had the ball on the left he looked like he could beat a player or too, which is more than you can say for Heskey. Oh, and go fuck yourself... (NT) -- EVG-Kyriakin, 19:12:18 06/02/02 Sun
    • Heskey played on the left handside of a 4 man midfield. This is a position he's played before for England and also many times for Leicester City. I don't think it was the right decision but then I don't rate Ericson's style so no surprise there. Vassel is a good player but he's an out and out forward you goon. You are talking total shit - if you want a tactical argument try and come up with something decent. Personally, with the squad we've got (assuming 4-4-2) I'd play Bridge at left back and put Ashley Cole in midfield. Not perfect but Ericson has picked a bad squad. (NT) -- tactics, 19:25:21 06/02/02 Sun
      • Whatever. The main point I was trying to make is that Heskey definitely shouldn't play on the left wing. Personally, I think Vassell has the best transferable skills to play in that position, but Ashley Cole could certainly do a job of sorts there too. (NT) -- EVG-Kyriakin, 19:33:49 06/02/02 Sun
        • Well you're entitled to your opinion but to suggest playing Vassel in midfield just seems bizarre to me. Thing is we can only go with the players available - if Ericson is going to persist with his long ball game then surely he has to change the front two. I think Vassel may miss out in the next game (not his fault - he did well today considering) in favour of Heskey and Owen. Argentina will not get caught out by a long ball up to two small forwards - they play too deep defensively. The only way to beat them is to pass the ball from midfield to the flanks or run at them with pace. (NT) -- tactics, 19:44:42 06/02/02 Sun
        • Cole could do "a job of sorts" !!!!!!!!!! Eh ? Can you not get Sky TV down there or something? Have you never seen Ashley Cole play for Arsenal? I'm sorry but you are way off the mark if you think putting Vassel in midfield ahead of Cole is a good idea. (NT) -- onlooker, 13:53:20 06/03/02 Mon
    • Oh and do try and keep up. Heskey was not playing as a "winger". We don't play with wingers - we have no wingers in the squad - we've never had a team based on two wingers for years. He played in midfield because we haven't taken enough midfield players and the ones we have are mostly injured. Do you watch much modern football or do you mainly stick with Exeter City? (NT) -- tactics, 19:31:12 06/02/02 Sun
      • I call the right and left sided midfielders 'wingers'. I don't give a shit if they play deep, or try to get to the by-line, they're still fucking wingers to me. (NT) -- EVG-Kyriakin, 19:37:22 06/02/02 Sun
        • Well thats OK - but its total rubbish. I'm trying to have a reasoned debate here but you kkeep stamping your feet like a babby. Come on - are you England or what?? Lets have some sensible suggestions please. If you aren't capable then move over and let someone else have a go. (NT) -- tactics, 19:47:38 06/02/02 Sun
          • I never realised my posting on here stopped others from doing so. You're the first person in my 3 years on this board who hasn't replied to one of my posts with 'fuck off you posh twat'. 'You fucking idiot' and 'you goon' are much less annoying. That said, you could try to argue against somebody's opinion, without resorting to personal insults. And I certainly wasn't the only one in the pub who embraced the idea of Vassell running in from the left. But hey, what do us carrot-crunching Devon bumkins know about football anyways.....? (NT) -- EVG-Kyriakin, 22:39:44 06/02/02 Sun
            • fuck all by sounds of it. i bet u any money vassel does not play midfield next game. bridge and cole is more like it down left. so fuck off u posh twat. (NT) -- nipper, 23:28:21 06/02/02 Sun
            • you sound like a right tit. (NT) -- <>, 09:36:42 06/03/02 Mon
            • bumkins ? (NT) -- Blakey, 13:11:55 06/03/02 Mon
        • i wouldn't call david beckham a winger. I think your argument is a bit flimsy. (NT) -- Falsgrave Seadog, 19:59:09 06/02/02 Sun
        • do you call the right and left sided defenders 'wing backs' then ? (NT) -- asd, 20:21:32 06/02/02 Sun

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• The only way to get out, is to get some in, GET SOME IN!!! (NT) -- Random 70's Sitcom Poster!!, 12:44:16 06/02/02 Sun
• What shite that was. Reminded of Pools at the start of the season when we just played as if we didnt have a midfield. Aimless long balls. Who put John Beck in charge? (NT) -- Blakey, 12:57:23 06/02/02 Sun
  • A Scotsman!! (NT) -- Ali, 13:01:04 06/02/02 Sun
    • :o) (NT) -- A regular onlooker, 14:21:47 06/02/02 Sun
• We played shite & got a point, that's the only good thing I can see from yesterdays 'performance'. Seaman played well, Vassel played well, Campbell got me excited with 2-0, Campbell to score first bet; otherwise shite. (NT) -- OD, 08:26:57 06/03/02 Mon
  • ...and if Turkey beat Brasil today, I get about £70 on my double, which would be nice. (NT) -- OD, 08:33:02 06/03/02 Mon
    • 1-0 to Turkey! Woo-Hoo!! (NT) -- OD, 10:56:02 06/03/02 Mon
      • 1-1. (NT) -- OD, 11:17:09 06/03/02 Mon
        • 2-1 any minute. (NT) -- Blakey, 11:20:15 06/03/02 Mon
          • Very dodgy penalty; was about 4 metres outside the box! (NT) -- OD, 11:58:27 06/03/02 Mon
          • 2-1. FT. Cant believe France let my bloody accumaltor down. Would be £100 odd quid up now. :( (NT) -- Blakey, 11:58:35 06/03/02 Mon

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• Fcuk!! (NT) -- Ali, 10:59:37 06/02/02 Sun
  • I suppose a draw ain't bad, shame Lucic hasn't got a left foot though!! (NT) -- Ali, 12:33:01 06/02/02 Sun

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• its a fascist regime,made you a moron, a potential h-bomb. (NT) -- Johnny Rotten, 09:33:19 06/02/02 Sun
• Re: I like the guy with the trumpet playing the theme from 'The Great Escape'... (NT) -- Jet Moses, 22:32:52 06/02/02 Sun
  • trumpet playing ? (NT) -- Blakey, 13:20:37 06/03/02 Mon

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• Soccernet said "Whenever Saudi Arabia come forward they make Stockport County's strikeforce look world class. " And Hansie Cronje's died in a plane crash; not much of a lifetime ban was it. (NT) -- OD, 14:32:47 06/01/02 Sat
  • the flags are at half mast at Norden CCC this weekend! (NT) -- The Dale, 06:52:15 06/02/02 Sun
• From Private Eye: “Can you confirm the suicide bomber was amongst the dead?” (NT) -- OD, 15:42:25 06/01/02 Sat
• So... We twat them 5-1 in qualifying and get Nigeria, Sweden and Argentina... Hardly seems fair! (NT) -- Tommy the Silkman, 02:20:37 06/02/02 Sun

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• Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker indeed? (NT) -- Tommy the (Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker) Silkman, 14:24:32 06/01/02 Sat
• Heh! What it has to do with buffy baffles me though. (NT) -- Blakey, 14:27:05 06/01/02 Sat
• you sad bastards,is that supposed to be funny? (NT) -- ., 23:50:13 06/01/02 Sat

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• Where is this bulge and why do you find it so attractive? I heard that women found this attractive, so I started putting potatoes down the back of my trousers and women seemed more disgusted than attracted by the resulting bulge. (NT) -- Blakey, 19:59:55 06/02/02 Sun
  • This is just a rip-off of a very poor joke,please try harder Blakey..........you used to be funny ! (NT) -- asd, 20:12:24 06/02/02 Sun
    • Joke? (NT) -- Blakey, 20:16:21 06/02/02 Sun
      • Made me laugh but neither of them were me!! (NT) -- The Real Blakey, 14:27:33 06/03/02 Mon

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• Wrexham top 3? Funnier thah York's new club crest .......goats!!!!!! (NT) -- RS, 12:39:14 06/01/02 Sat
  • Thah = than (NT) -- sic, 12:40:55 06/01/02 Sat
    • More thic than sic. (NT) -- .dh, 07:19:11 06/02/02 Sun
• Far too early to tell.. I would say that York will do well though but then money is no guarantee whatsoever. (NT) -- Tommy the Silkman, 14:27:11 06/01/02 Sat
  • We don't have money, just a chairman with 'ideas'. (NT) -- LBtu, 23:40:14 06/02/02 Sun
    • your new chairman is a cunt. you are soon going to be the divisions most hated team because of him. where are your new players? no good having a new badge if its the same team. you've been in the relegation mix up for 3 or 4 years so what will fucking change? i hope you go down. (NT) -- Blakey, 19:10:26 06/03/02 Mon
• Pools win the title. Its as simple as that! (NT) -- Blakey, 14:41:46 06/01/02 Sat

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• Everyone seems to be going for Uruguay, but they were very average in the play-off games against Australia. Then again Denmark were shite at Lansdowne last time. Tough to call .....draw? (NT) -- RS, 01:59:16 06/01/02 Sat
• Thought Denmark were pretty impressive. Uruguay weren't much cop, little more than a one-man team. Interesting group bubbling up there - if Senegal can beat Uruguay, the Frogs are in trouble. What a pity I've not been around all week to express mirth at York. YCSC. Hehehehehehehe!! (NT) -- AD, 12:02:15 06/01/02 Sat
  • Your'e a cunt (NT) -- Froggle Stog, 21:13:27 06/03/02 Mon
• I confidently predict a 2-1 win to the Danes. (NT) -- OD, 14:12:04 06/01/02 Sat

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• Poof (NT) -- Saddam "Ron Atkinson" Hussain, 20:26:27 05/31/02 Fri

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• Isn't "Blakey" racist? (NT) -- OMP, 15:41:53 05/31/02 Fri
  • How? (NT) -- Blakey, 15:58:32 05/31/02 Fri
    • Is it 'cos I is Blake? (NT) -- Willy B, 16:36:26 05/31/02 Fri
• "No Tip off Ricko!!?!?!?!" (NT) -- Blakey, 16:21:04 05/31/02 Fri

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• Ive bet on France twice. Both times theve lost off shite. (NT) -- Blakey, 14:24:02 05/31/02 Fri
  • I just won on Senegal. 8/1 my arse....................... (NT) -- OD, 14:24:55 05/31/02 Fri
  • Let's lend Blakey some money to bet on them next match too. It'd be fucking funny to see them go out after 2 games. (NT) -- Roary, 14:27:51 05/31/02 Fri
  • Re: Ive bet on France twice. Both times theve lost off shite. -- IMAASSKICKIN USAREDNECK JR, 17:59:08 05/31/02 Fri
• There goes my fucking accumulator! (NT) -- Tommy the Silkman, 14:52:27 05/31/02 Fri
  • Same here. Senegali bastards. (NT) -- Blakey, 15:18:24 05/31/02 Fri

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• Zidane isn't that hard to say... what about Bixente Lizieruaraiziu (NT) -- Nick Harrison, 14:38:37 05/31/02 Fri

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• Wonder what odds you'd get on an Ireland/Senegal final ? (NT) -- BG, 13:30:05 05/31/02 Fri
• Better than having to nip to the computer room to watch on Noggie telly though..... Probably been on before: http://www.football365.com/Fun_Games/Fun_Features/story_31458.shtml (NT) -- OD, 13:30:50 05/31/02 Fri
  • Sips???? (NT) -- Frags, 13:33:32 05/31/02 Fri
    • Southerners Version. (NT) -- OD, 14:54:28 05/31/02 Fri

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• Gazza is doing the 'expert' summary in the studio. Predictably, he's pissed to fuck. (NT) -- Marlowe, 13:30:39 05/31/02 Fri

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• 10 Senegal. Get in! (NT) -- OMP, 13:01:59 05/31/02 Fri
  • s/b 1-0. (NT) -- OMP, 13:04:42 05/31/02 Fri
• How annoying is the slight delay? "Ooh he's hit the post" just as Trezeguet strike's the ball! (NT) -- World Cup Fever, 13:24:39 05/31/02 Fri