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Date Posted: 10:58:35 05/15/02 Wed
Author: The Usual Suspect
Author Host/IP: 195.38.93.131
Subject: Security

In this day and age you can't be too careful. This is to be my new motto. (Along with "Never say die", although i'm not getting a tattoo or anything.)

I've also employed a giant bear as a bodyguard. It's called Yakuzi and is a master at making disguises and weapons from household items. Anyone comes near and Yakuzi will simply detonate them with a home made thermo-nuclear device.

I'm also thinking of creating my own country which will be modelled on the magazines about guns that I subscribe to from America. The country will be called "FreeTony" after my liking for the music of Tony Bennett. Any fucker tries to take my muttering of Tony Bennett lyrics away from me and they better have a very big gun. Or a bear trap. Or one of those periscope things made out of a cardboard tube and mirrors so they can sneak up unseen. (Remember. A military man never sleeps.)

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[> Good man. As long as you keep it in mind that everyone else living in FreeTony also has the right to keep bears and shoot innocent tourists who're speaking in incomprehensible stupid languages that somehow don't come from the USA. At the moment I'm using my own networs of nuclear laser spy sattelites to try to see if there is anything beyond the borders of the USA. Recent rumours suggest we've been attacked by someone or something outside. *looks over shoulder* -- Charlton Heston, 11:02:55 05/15/02 Wed (192.35.17.133)


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[> [> Hello. -- Ossy Bin Laden, 11:31:15 05/15/02 Wed (193.237.226.233)


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[> [> [> Watch my telly programme. Ta-ra a bit. -- Ozzy, 11:33:04 05/15/02 Wed (195.195.249.9)


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[> [> Watched "Where Eagles Dare" last night, after playing "medal of Honor". Unsurprisingly, my dreams last night were of being chased by Nazis. -- BG, 11:32:14 05/15/02 Wed (195.195.249.9)


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[> [> [> Heh. -- OMP, 11:53:19 05/15/02 Wed (193.133.143.241)


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[> Top odds: World Cup final to be Tunisia Vs Saudi: 10,000/1. Lump on it. -- Not Ricko, 11:55:50 05/15/02 Wed (193.214.111.226)


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[> [> If its up there, I'll give you the money myself. -- Les Dennis, looking over his shoulder to his rent boy, 12:16:57 05/15/02 Wed (193.133.143.241)


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[> [> [> hehehe -- OD, 13:04:47 05/15/02 Wed (193.214.111.226)


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[> Medal of Honor 3 is out now but I think only on PC, errrm so my son tells me -- Luddite, 12:42:31 05/15/02 Wed (194.152.74.81)


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[> [> It's taken feckin weeks to finish the first un'. Great game mind. Shooting Germans - my idea of relaxation. -- BG, 14:09:20 05/15/02 Wed (195.195.249.9)


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