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Date Posted: 19:47:07 01/11/02 Fri
Author: Barry
Subject: The payoff
In reply to: Marz 's message, "The attempted bribe" on 10:35:48 01/10/02 Thu

Barry was relieved that poor old Yorik was going to get a bath. "It's undignified what they've done to you, buddy," he said mournfully to the tarted up skull. "Ehhh ... unless you like it, that is..."

The group agreed to his proposal, with Tristan throwing in that he had to dump bugs on Jeremy too... what was up with that? But it didn't make much difference to Barry, so he said, "Sure, whatever..."

Marz stuck out his hand as if to shake, but before Barry flew into a tirade about it, Marz seemed to realize the problem and pulled his hand back, looking slightly sorry. Oh that was all he needed! Fleshies pitying him. He snarled slightly and floated off before he dumped something slimy on that berk again.

He had intended to float over and unload on Justin, but one of the Jann beauties caught his eye and he ended up floating beside her. "You're looking hot today, sweetcheeks," he commented, causing her to blush and giggle. Ohhhh he had a live one! "Your hair is all shiny... your lips are irresistable," he went on, knowing he was pushing it. "Please, I've got to have a kiss or I'll just die!" He wailed. He was astounded when the woman turned, seized him in her large but soft hands, and kissed him sensuously on his... well, where his lips would be if he had any.

"Oooh yeah baby!" Barry crowed as the woman giggled some more and headed into her tent, where a large guard blocked him from entering. It didn't matter... Barry floated around in a state of bliss, unaware that he had berry paste stains on his teeth. "I think she slipped me some tongue," he said to anyone within earshot as he floated over to Jeremy, who was the closest target now. The little berk had "rake me" scrawled in red on his forehead. Barry wasn't sure what that meant, but from Jeremy's furious look it couldn't be good. Well... no time like the present.... and he floated over, positioning himself directly above Jeremy's head.

A load of black formica ants poured from Barry's mouth and nose, dropping into Jeremy's colorful hair. "Tristan sends his regards!" Barry cackled as he floated off toward Justin.... Hey, nobody had told him to keep it a secret where the "gift" came from, so he figured they probably wanted him to know.

Suddenly, however, there was some sort of ruckus over where the berks had gone to wash Yorik. Barry was going to just go ahead and deliver Justin's "gift", but dammit he could tell that the addle-cove was where the noise was coming from. With a heavy sigh that said just how put out he felt, he floated toward the stream. Damn that cleric... damn him to the mazes!

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