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Date Posted: 09:24:34 04/23/02 Tue
Author: moomin
Author Host/IP: 6.core.plus.net / 212.159.1.6
Subject: the last one is verry funny.
In reply to: Andy Hayward 's message, "Chinese proverbs" on 17:41:45 04/22/02 Mon

>CHINESE PROVERBS
>
>Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
>Man who run in front of car get tired.
>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give
>wife upright organ.
>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
>going to Bangkok.
>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot
>walk.
>Panties not best thing on earth! but next to
>best thing on earth.
>War does not determine who is right, war
>determine who is left.
>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him
>in cat house.
>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
>night.
>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw
>to fill it.
>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
>Man who stand on toilet tis high on pot.
>Man who live in glass house should change
>clothes in basement.
>Man who fish in other man's well often catch
>crabs.
>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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