屎坑SMS（2006/01/20） -- 舒展超之大玩派

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Sat, May 02 2026, 16:15:23

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: [1], 2, 3, 4 ]

Subject: 屎坑SMS（2006/01/20）

Author:
舒展超

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 15:26:50 01/20/06 Fri

正式宣布：「廁所文章」已然式微，代之而起的廁所新文化，是「屎坑SMS」。
在以往，人們在公廁如廁時（按：「公廁」指所有非家中的廁所，包括曙U、商場、辦公室等的洗手間；「如廁」則指「開大」的任務），因為過程得花上數分鐘至十數分鐘，其間雙眼和雙手都空閒得百無聊賴，而腦部卻偏偏活動頻繁、思潮如泉湧，於是往往會隨手舉筆，在廁所的門上或內牆，大寫其七言絕句打油詩，通常都以罵人為主、極度粗鄙，是為「廁所文章」也。
小弟一向腸胃欠佳，所以經常會造訪各區各處的洗手間。近來發現，所謂「廁所文章」已然買少見少。不禁想道：「現今人們在如廁時，有乜新搞作呢？」
忽然，隔壁廁格傳來一下一下微弱的「噠噠」聲，細聽之下，我恍然大悟！明顯是手機按掣的聲音，那是在發短訊！
愈來愈多人會邊辦事邊收發SMS，以此找位朋友聊個不亦樂乎，這項活動比邊辦事邊讀報看書，來得更互動、更有味道。最好玩的是，你絕不會告訴對方說你正在「屎坑」，於是增添了些「成汁F了人」的好勝心理！
有了手機和SMS，難怪大家都不必再寫「廁所文章」，轉而大發「屎坑SMS」，這似乎是一件好事吧！

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]