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Subject: 收鴨事件(2006/02/16)


Author:
舒展超
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Date Posted: 14:14:00 02/16/06 Thu

在大嶼山的一個莊園門外,全副裝備的漁護署人員,正與外籍園主「謬斯先生」爭持不下。
漁護署人員:「根據新法例,你一定要將你所養的那頭鴨交出來,否則你會被罰款和檢控的!」
謬斯先生:「我知,我知。可是,這些鴨並不是我『養』的,他們只不過是和我一同住在園內而已!」
漁護署:「同住?等一等,你說『他們』,即是說你養的鴨不只一隻?」
謬斯:「當然不只一位啦,他們是一家人來的!你說的那個是『當奴』,另外同住的還有他的女友『黛絲』、叔叔『史高治』,以及三個小外甥Huey、Dewey同Louie。我再講多次,他們不是我養的!他們和我一同住在園內很多年了,都是我的好朋友……不,應該說,我待他們如同家人一樣!」
漁:「唉,個個村民都係咁講謚捸A話當正讕雞鴨鴨係屋企人,又隻隻改晒名,搞到喊苦喊忽。但點唔捨得法,你都要將]交出來!」
謬:「我唔可以咁做!況且,今日我]園內爆滿人,我係唔會開閘俾你入來的!」
漁:「唉,米奇謬斯先生,不如你坦白承認,你衋n朋友係人扮的,咁我咪可以收隊囉!」
謬:「唔得謘I公司規定,我一定要話]係真鴨來謘I」

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