快樂師奶（2006/02/25） -- 舒展超之大玩派

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Sat, May 02 2026, 16:14:56

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: [1], 2, 3, 4 ]

Subject: 快樂師奶（2006/02/25）

Author:
舒展超

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 02:42:41 02/26/06 Sun

看到一個新的電視廣告，個人認為它十分精采。
第一幕：兩夫婦在沙發看電視，相安無事；家中的小松鼠狗卻忽然精靈起來，跳上一個大波表演雜技：踩波波！老公喜上眉梢，邊鼓掌邊叫太太快啲睇；太太眼尾看了一看，嘴角微微一翹，並不甚動容。
第二幕：同一位太太打開大門，發現老公送來了大大紮玫瑰花；她雖然面帶微笑地收花，但卻表現得很淡定，似乎老公送花是她意料中事，無甚驚喜。
第三幕：同一位太太接女兒放學，女兒奉上剛派發的成績表，赫然是科科皆A！太太終於流露出快樂的神情，一臉笑意，邊稱讚邊擁抱女兒，不過仍然是笑得比較含蓄，維持住母親的形象。
第四幕：鏡頭一轉，只見同一位太太忽然大喜過望，瞪大了眼，露齒而笑，仲係哈哈大笑、笑到出聲嗰隻！點解？原來囧ㄗ黺W市大減價，有釵h特價貨品，正合她意！
對，這正是一個超級市場的廣告，看得我捧腹大笑。原來，令師奶們最最最開心的天下第一大事，就係買到平嘢，其他的所謂開心事，統統都要靠邊站呢！
各位太太，如果你遇到以上四種情況，哪一種會令你最開心、笑到見牙唔見眼？如果是第四種，對不起，你已是師奶級了！

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]