大食電話簿（2005/06/03） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 大食電話簿（2005/06/03）

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Date Posted: 19:20:18 06/04/05 Sat

不知為何，女士們的手提電話，總是比較容易跌在地上的。
朋友 P 的太太，最近又不慎把手機掉到地上。雖然手機沒跌到四分五裂，但 P 太仍然十分緊張，生怕機中的資料會流失，連忙找他丈夫救駕，把手機中的電話簿資料抄出來、備份。
這一「備份」，卻衍生了這篇文章出來！
話說有一夜我上網時，在 MSN 上見到 P 先生，就循例問他在幹啥。他答道：「幫太太 Back Up 電話。」我一聽，只覺沒趣，就不理他了。
數小時後，已是凌晨四時，卻見他仍在線上，於是又問問呇b「搞乜鬼」；他的答案居然是：「仍然在 Back Up 緊電話！」嘩，到底有幾多個電話要備份？「二千七百五十五個。」
真是一個驚人的數字！在手提電話內居然有成二千多個電話，這證明了兩件事：一，P 太絕對是日理萬機、交遊廣闊、事業成市洩漱k士；一般湊仔師奶，點會有二千幾個電話？
二，P 太那部手機容量超勁，夠晒大食！但話說回來，二千七百個電話中，我相信她最常打的不出五十個，而不常打但仍有需要保留的，頂多咪五百個！其餘那些，儲來做乜呢又？

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