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Subject: 肥妹秘密生活(下)(2005/06/29)


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舒展超
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Date Posted: 03:08:39 07/04/05 Mon

話說我養在辦公室堛滬僊哄u肥妹」,愈來愈肥。我開始懷疑有同事,趁我不在時,貪好玩而亂餵「肥妹」。
不過,為防此事發生,我早就在「肥妹」的住處玻璃魚缸附近,貼了一大張剪報,標題是:「惡倉鼠狂噬女生食指!」那是發生在年初的一單真實新聞。
然而,來探望「肥妹」的同事們看到該剪報,只會「哈哈」一笑,然後照樣用手指逗弄她。我心中歎道:「紅燈都有人照過馬路啦!標明吸煙危害健康齯H都照食啦!果然係摰臐K…」
最近我即將離開此公司,開始執拾細軟。同事們都很關心我的去向,不,應該說是更關心「肥妹」的去向,紛紛來探問:「你會帶她走嗎?還是會把她留給誰?」似乎很多人都不捨得我……的「肥妹」。
言談之間,卻開始有人「爆響口」:「帊搌峞A大家都有戊謘I我見成日有人餵坉像蔔J同朱古力謘I」我暈了……
原來「肥妹」的秘密生活,就是大嘆朱古力和魚蛋,如此怎能不肥?餵茹素的倉鼠吃飯堂的咖喱魚蛋,這已經不是「亂餵」,而是「謀殺」!我暗下決定,一定要帶她走!(續完)

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