兩分鐘的謊言（2005/09/02） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 兩分鐘的謊言（2005/09/02）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 07:26:19 09/02/05 Fri

我們活在一個謊話連篇的世界。
以下這個城中最常聽到的謊話之一，記得很久以前我也寫過；然而，直到今天，情況完全沒有改變，我還是經常聽到這句謊話，所以忍不住又要寫多一次！
走進城中最受歡迎的快孺情A你往往會得到頗「熱情」的款待，收銀機後的店員紛紛向你招手道：「買嘢食呢邊吖！」
好，當你終於走向一個櫃枱，在它千篇一律的菜單中，選到了那個「乜乜包」時，你面前的店員，往往就會信口而出：「呢個包仲整緊，要等兩分鐘喎！你等唔等？」兩分鐘？好，等就等吧！
請注意：他們口中的兩分鐘，絕對只是一個虛數；如果你以為真的只要等兩分鐘就有？你真是太天真了！遇到這種情況，若然你趕時間，切勿試圖去等那「兩分鐘」！經驗告訴我，你至少要等五分鐘，有時甚至要等上十分鐘呢！
有次，我目擊了一位女性客人，在等一個「乜乜沙律」；店員明明說「等兩分鐘」就有，結果她等了接近十五分鐘個沙律仍是「整緊」，因而大發脾氣，拂袖而去。
這個「兩分鐘」的謊言，切勿輕信喔！（「都市謊言」系列之二）

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