飲茶的謊言（2005/09/03） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 飲茶的謊言（2005/09/03）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 13:07:57 09/03/05 Sat

「遲啲搵你飲茶！」「遲啲搵你飲嘢！」「過兩日 Call 你！」
以上幾句話，相信大家經常都會聽到，甚至也會經常講出口。大多數的情況是，你在街上走着走着，忽然碰到一位你認識的人，說不上是朋友，就算是朋友也並非熱絡那種。但既然碰上了，就難免會打個招呼；招呼打了，也少不免會停下腳步來，寒喧幾句。
可是，在你停下來的那一剎那，其實你已在後悔了！──早知頭先扮睇唔到，唔打招呼啦！
面上仍掛着笑意的你，腦袋卻在分頭行事：部分腦細胞，在竭力尋找話題與對方對話；請放心，閣下的腦袋早已習慣了應付這種場面，會很自動地找出一些無關痛癢的話題來，並直接自你口中發出，可謂真真正正不經大腦！
另一部分腦細胞，則在計算時間和瞄準機會。待時機一到，大腦就會發出指令，把那句準備好要離開的藉口，順暢地說出：「我趕住去開會呀」、「我約咗人遲到了」、「我太太等緊我」等等。藉口之後，就是一句：「遲啲搵你飲茶！」
這絕對是一句謊言。（「都市謊言」系列之三）

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